@ www.theotherpress.ca En francais, The gap in Quebec’s thinking By Eric Wilkins, Staff Writer he six major corpora- tions in Quebec—Best Buy Canada, Costco Wholesale Canada, Gap Canada, Old Navy, Guess Canada and Wal-mart Canada—are taking the Office québécois de la langue francaise (OQLF), Quebec’s language watchdog, to court over pressures to Frenchify their names. Only in Quebec. I never tire of hear- ing the latest Québécois actions being taken to save their language. Though it’s not like anyone actually speaks proper French in Quebec anyway; it’s not quite Groundskeeper Willie having a go at the wine tongue, but it’s not the prettiest dialect they’ve got going on. The OQLF is off its rocker here. Asking com- panies to change/add to their name? A name is a brand’s identity; it’s what they are and what the public recognizes them as. Vieux Marine? Mur Marche? Meilleur Achat? None of these quite have the same ring to it. Will adding “le” in front of Gap really appease the OQLF? Why don’t they just Sil vous plait outlaw English names altogether? Have every Tom, Dick, and Harry become Jean, Claude, and Maurice? Where do you draw the line? Of course, it’s all just adults making like petty children in the end. Two sides digging their heels into the ground just to spite the other. A name change/addition wont really impact an established business’ sales. Staples has been parading around la belle province for years as Bureau en Gros and they’re doing just fine. These corporations will lose more money fighting in court then they could ever hope to gain from Opinions the (perceived) benefit of keeping their English titles. That being said, why should the OQLF care so much? Whether you think French in Quebec is suffering or not, do you really think a few store signs and billboard ads are going to make a dif- ference? Besides, last time I checked—since we're talking about Quebec here—all of these stores employ workers who can, and do, speak French while on the job. And isn’t that what the hard core Quebecers really want? Finishing on a slightly more political note, the PQ’s coming to power has really started to put Quebec in a negative light. Their stance towards ram- ming French home has opened the door for all of the radicals to come scrambling out of their hiding places. I’d never heard of anyone being beaten up for speaking English until the current regime came in. Likewise in this case—though it’s a good deal milder—the OQLF likely wouldn’t have pushed for such unnecessary renaming if they didn’t essentially have two fat thumbs up from the ruling party. Worrying times. Sports. Royals Roundup: Next stop, Nationals! By Josh Martin, Sports Editor he Royals men’s soccer team are the PACWEST Provincial Champions after beat- ing the VIU Mariners in the Gold medal game on Sunday by a score of 3-0. Sahil Sandhu—who was recently named the PACWEST Male Player of the Year—scored in the first half off a header after a corner kick. A Mariners defender deflected a corner kick into his own net to make it 2-0, and Jag Gill scored the third tally for the Royals to bring it home. Gill from Douglas College and Jordan de Graff from VIU were the players of the game. Both teams will be representing PACWEST at the CCAA Nationals—hosted by Douglas College—next week, where the Royals players will be sporting their best moustaches in support of raising awareness and money for prostate cancer. Douglas College recently announced a fundraising partnership between Movember Canada and the CCAA Men/’s Soccer National Championships. The Royals men’s volleyball team had a successful weekend as well, defeating the CBC Bearcats in back-to-back matches 3-0 apiece on Friday and Saturday. They host the VIU Mariners this Friday at 8 p.m. and this Saturday at 3 p.m. The unde- feated Royals are sitting pretty at first place in the standings with six wins and 12 points. The women’s vol- leyball team lost both of their matches against the Bearcats, 3-0 apiece. They face the Mariners this Friday at 6 p.m. and Saturday at 1 p.m. The Royals are sixth in the standings with a 2-4 record and four points in six matches. The men and women’s basketball season is about to begin with season openers this Friday in Langara. The men’s team will be play- ing the Falcons at 8 p.m. while the women’s team will be playing at 6 p.m. 19