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how this stunning new technology could revolutionize — we thought we
knew a weighing — ee.

The Riiowist :
Curt commentary on why avec who. doesn’t care whats is going on in s Sonepat

tight now is an ignorant mouth-breaking oe ~~ should not be let within
ten miles ~ stock ae

Muscle and Fitness:
pdate on current size, ren. of editor’s taps. quads.

Cat Fancy: ;
Blistering critique of US policy in ite asa deceptive, inpeecialic: crusade
consistent with years of hypocritical American exploitation of the Muslim world. —
Also, Mittens did something so cute yreadey.

Tiger Beat:

Gushy, light-hearted excitement over latest rumours regarding Zac Efron’s new
flame. No mention is made of Zac Efron’s cocaine-induced Halloween night

- murder-spree, which editor has been paid to suppress.

M.. filling this space is hard. Struggling for ideas; this week I did some

Men’s Vogue:

research on, the kind of thing other editors are writing in their “letter from the
editor” pages.

Good Housekeeping:
Inspirational poems designed to help readers confront yet another soul-crushing

- Glossing over overwhelming evidence to the contrary, a firm denial that reading

‘Men’s Vogue makes one a homosexual (sixth consecutive week).

Sports Illustrated:

Yadda yadda, Yankees this, Red Sox that.
day as an upper-middle-class housewife.
Photography Today:
Black and white photo montage of sad-looking trees that personify editor’s

_- feelings of remorse on losing dedicated wife of 17 years to editor of Muscle and
Fitness.

New Yorker:

Agonizingly long anecdote about what Christopher Hitchens was overheard
saying about Gore Vidal at Maureen Dowd’s latest cocktail.

Popular Mechanics:

J.J. MeCullough
Giddy delight at the release of Intel’s new 2008 163BIN beta microchip (which

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