Arts & Entertainment “E.M.I.” by The Sex Pistols Song of the Week By Patrick McKenzie Pi cca Mind the Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols was released on October 28, 1977. Widely disparaged in its day by Conservative MPs and notable prog-rock band Genesis, the seminal English punk band’s only proper release is now held up alongside the Beatles’ Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band as one of the most important and influential records ever made. Pretty good for a group of disaffected kids who only managed to stay together for three tumultuous years. Likewise, “E.M.I.,” in just three minutes and ten seconds of snarling, guitar-driven revelation, seems to capture the intensity of The Sex Pistols brief rule, and subsequent overturning, of popular music. Before The Pistols released Never Mind the Bollocks, they were originally signed to old-school record label EMI Through a series of “incidents,” one involving “strong” language leveled at the host of ITV’s popular Today Show, and another involving spitting at Heathrow airport, EMI dropped the band after only a few months amid growing public outrage at the band’s apparently antisocial behavior. Seeing a sure thing, A+M Records swooped in to sign the group, but dropped the Pistols soon after, citing similar concerns over public disapproval. Not to be denied, the Pistols finally found a home for their only LP at Virgin Records [Editor’s note: Ironically, Virgin was acquired by EMI in 1992, and the Pistol’s original label now profits from sales of a song that disparages it]. Although directed at a singular record company, the song’s barbs, like most of the tracks on Never Mind the Bollocks, are aimed at the stuffy, conservative establishment (both political and artistic) of England circa 1977. The corporate monolith of EMI serves as a greater symbol for the constricting attitudes that seek to stifle new forms of creativity no matter how threatening. As a potentially marketable band with a notoriety already in place even before putting out a record, the temptation to sign The Pistols must have been great—even in the face of an almost certain public outcry. Indeed, the lyrics of the song seem to be pointing to the hypocrisy of EMI’s position as both member of the established conservative order and record company seeking to profit from a band that ostensibly sought to undermine that same order. Johnny Rotten sings, “Too many people had the suss/ Too many people support us/ An unlimited amount/ Too many outlets in and out - Who? EMI.” By promoting The Pistols, EMI and companies like it were, perhaps unwittingly, supporting artists that actively sought to question, if not destroy, the dominant culture. According to the lyrics, EMI seems to have only seen The Pistols as a novelty act, as something from which to acquire a profit and be gone. But as Rotten sings they were far more significant, “Don’t judge a book just by the cover/ Unless you cover just another/ And blind acceptance is a sign/ Of stupid fools who stand in line like EMI.” Even though the revolutionary strain running through early punk rock seems to have been successfully co-opted by market forces, EMI’s dropping of The Sex Pistols is a testament to the power of art to threaten traditional sources of power. a Fytut Fuck Punk 30 Years of Sticking it to the Man... in Song By Iain W. Reeve, Assistant Editor N.. I understand the significance of the Sex Pistols musically. They created a new sound that was edgy, abrasive, and took all remaining preconceptions of what a musician or a band was, chewed them up, and vomited them back out. The only problem—in my opinion anyway —is that in the thirty years since it was birthed on the streets of London punk has done little to grow, diversify, or actually do anything about the problems it has made a living off of pointing out to disenfranchised kids. In fact, it has been so co-opted and watered down that it’s even difficult to determine what would constitute “selling out” anymore. My biggest problem with punk bands over the years is that they have been the most prolific perpetrators of one of my least favourite cultural crimes: bell outlining and complaining endlessly about political and social problems through song and then doing absolutely sweet fuck all to actually solve them. The number of punk musicians who have actually become directly involved in a cause is pathetically small compared to the number who simply strut around onstage singing empty lyrics like “fuck authority.” When you’re getting outdone by Bono, you know you’re in trouble. And if you’re going to just keep playing that same chord (I mean this both metaphorically and literally) at least push your genre to evolve so you can reach new people with the message, in hopes that they will do more than just get high and sit around complaining about war and the police. But no, instead of doing this punk stagnated, became more palatable to more people, and was then neutered and turned into the newest form of pop rock. And what was the response to this by those who opposed pop-punk? You guessed it, the same old three chord, two minute, screamy songs complaining about how so-and-so had sold out. Hey, at least the ones who sold out make enough money that they can probably afford to give some to charity, instead of spending all their time grabbing used couches out of people’s back alleys. My message here is that it takes more than a poorly tuned guitar, a lack of musical talent, and a total disregard for your vocal chords to make change in the world. It also takes more than a can of spray-paint and a skateboard, cause the only people who will absorb the message are those who already agree with you. You have to actually do something. Join a political group, go to a faraway country and volunteer, or — god forbid —actually get involved in politics. Want to know why you think the government sucks so much? Because everyone who agrees with your perspective is too busy complaining about the government, getting high, and “rebelling” by buying the latest from Sum 41 to do anything about it. At the time, some 30 odd years ago, when Johnny Rotten was yelling to a rabid crowd that he was an anarchist, he probably believed it. But after all this time, a best-selling book, tons of financial gain, and recently agreeing to sell the Sex Pistols back catalogue to Universal Music, can we really believe that it is still so? When even the legends, the founding fathers are selling out it’s time to take things in a new direction. Redefine the music, redefine the lifestyle, and redefine the call to action. Prove me wrong punk, prove me wrong.