| ee te ae SG Ns eterno a ROE esinrneip soni a ce FR ee == The Sheffield four still look good on the dance floor Arctic Monkeys stop by Vancouver for a night of flaunting and fun By Dylan Hackett orth England’s indie-rock legends N= Arctic Monkeys rocked Vancouver last Wednesday night and had the all-ages crowd put on their dancing shoes. Playing to a packed Orpheum Theatre with Pitchfork favourites Smith Westerns, the lads mulled through a set list rich with their early popular fast-tempo “Pretty Visitors,” aptly warming up the crowd for the rest of the sweaty, fast-paced eve. Drummer and agile beast Matthew J. Helders took up lead vocals on the catchy and architectural “Brick by Brick,” a brilliant new track that sounds like it belongs more on a garage-rock compilation than an Arctic Monkeys record. The crowd went ballistic at the sound of their breakout hit, “I Bet You Look “The lads opened with the keyboard-backed fast-tempo “Pretty Visitors,” aptly warming up the crowd for the rest of the sweaty, fast-paced eve.” singles like sing-a-long “When The Sun Goes Down,” breakneck live essential “Brianstorm,” and equally pleasing tracks from their latest album, Suck It And See (2011). Lead singer and guitarist Alex Turner, sporting a pompadour greased so proper it could make Elvis blush, held the crowd’s eyes for most of the show, unabashed and pulling no punches with a series of stage leaps and rock n’ roll struts and poses. The lads opened with the keyboard-backed Good On The Dance Floor,” the track that propelled their debut album to be the fastest selling debut in UK history. Preceding the track was the equally ruckus-filled “View From The Afternoon.” The suite carried the momentum of the concert quite well. The light show employed heavy use of strobe, especially on their more hectic numbers. The boys finally slowed down the show with the closing track, “S05” from their sophomore record, Favourite Worst Nightmare (2007). Once again the keys Arctic en Ces returned (the key riff in “505” is borrowed from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly) and the jingly guitars crescendo’d the set as an eager fan jumped on the stage, put his arm around Alex Turner, and was hauled away by security. If I were that kid, I would’ ve at least grabbed the set list while up there. A hair for the arts— Part two: Electric boogaloo We continue our interview with comedian Graham Clark ere Clark By Angela Espinoza, Arts Editor | ast week, you may have read part one of my interview with the half- beard, half-man creature by the name of Graham Clark. This week we bring you the second half of that interview, where Graham delves further into the topic of beards, teamwork, and his Vancouver-based podcast, Stop Podcasting Yourself. What is Stop Podcasting Yourself? Graham Clark: It’s a podcast based out of Vancouver—I don’t know how many [of those] there are... I’m gonna say not a lot. It’s comedy based, but it’s not about comedy. It’s like, if [you] and a couple of friends got together and had drinks and were just chatting for an hour and a half, that’s the gist of it. How did you meet co-host Dave [Shumka]? And I have Dave’s name in a heart. GC: [Laughing] I met Dave doing standup comedy. I used to run a show on Commercial Drive, and Dave and his now wife Abby used to come every week. He started doing some stand up—I think he may have started at that show, I’m not exactly for sure on that—but he was so funny the first time out, we just became friends. Then it was his idea to do the podcast maybe a year after that or so, and everything just kind of went from there. Do you have any other projects together? GC: We were trying to write sketch comedy, but we weren’t very good at it, so we ended up doing the podcast instead. But we wanna work on something else, maybe for radio or something like that, so [we’re] kind of throwing ideas [around]. We’re in the “you know, we should do that” phase. What’s it like to be a part of [podcasting community,] Maximum Fun? GC: Great. It’s really great, and it was really great to go to the Max Fun Con and actually meet the people that support that network—that group—because the cool thing about [Maximum Fun] is it was just a guy who decided to make his thing, you know. He found an audience through the Internet, and-it’s very inspiring, that if you have an idea for something, you can find the audience for that thing, as long as you’re willing to put in the work to do it. Jessie Thorn, who started Maximum Fun, really has put in the work, and it’s nice to meet people that support that kind of thing. It’s really great to be a part of something like that. Going in a different direction, what inspired you to start growing your beard? GC: I had a job working for [CBC’s] The Debaters, and I didn’t have to shave my beard for a long time, and I didn’t have to keep it trim or anything, so I just let it happen. That was around the time [of] the Stanley Cup run, so it didn’t look super out of place to have a giant beard; it was absolute opportunity. I just let it grow, and nobody really said anything. People say things now, but it’s too late—now, it’s already here. So I was lucky that I had a little private growing time. Do you have any advice for those who wish to grow their own beards? GC: Yeah, you know what, if you’re gonna grow a beard anywhere beyond regular beard size, you gotta clean it extensively. A guy that I met like a year ago—a Sikh gentleman—told me that the key to having a longer beard [is] olive oil. Olive oil is supposed to be incredibly good. It may work for people’s [other] hair too, but all I know is beards. Finally, beard beard beard beard? GC: Beard beard, beard beard beard... moustache. Don’t forget to see Graham Clark’s first ever live beard painting this Wednesday! The completed painting will be auctioned off for charity at the show. What: Paul Anthony’s Talent Time Where: Biltmore Cabaret, 395 Kingsway When: Wednesday, October 5 @ 9 p.m. Cost: $8