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March 24, 2004

 

 

Horoscopes

Sing-a-longs Are Fun

 

Miss. Fullah Shyt
OP Contributor

 

Do you ever wonder what the hit song would
be if your life was a soundtrack? Sure you do,
and I am here to let you in on it. Sing your
hearts out and dance like no one is watching,
but for this week only, please let’s be realistic
here.

 

Aquarius
January 20-February 18
Oh, it’s going to be a long, long week

for you. Play Sad Songs by Elton John real loud
at home, in the car, and even at work if you
must. In fact take the week off work and just
hit repeat.

= Pisces

Sty February 19-March 20
~ Your song is Unwell by Matchbox 20.
Don't believe what they are saying about you.
Just keep telling yourself “it takes all kinds”
because honestly, it really does. We need you to
make the rest of us look sane.

 

Aries

March 21-April 19

Though it feels like you have just
been going through the motions and no one is
paying attention, someone is. Please play trib-
ute to You Are Not Alone by Michael Jackson
this week. Have a little pity party and then

remember that someone #s thinking of you.

¢ Taurus
ESP April 20-May 20
_ Every one is reading your messages
loud and clear this week. Try toning it down
and relaxing a bit. Listen to a little Don't Speak
by No Doubt and that should clear out your

system just fine.

QIK May 21-June 21

People will be judging you this week.

- Stand up for yourself. Let them know that not
only is it your way or the highway, but also
that your favourite song is Life Js A Highway by
Tom Cochrane.

 

Cancer

June 22-July 22

Things are going fantastic for you.
Good on ya! Well it is certainly important that
you strap on your walkman and play Shiny,
Happy People by REM. Spread your joy and
keep that fantastic smile on your face.

Leo
July 23-August 22
The relationships you have been tend-

ing to are beginning to grow and flourish. Give
yourself a pat on the back and sit down to din-

ner while listening to J Believe In a Thing
Called Love by the Darkness

m Virgo
sh August 23-September 22

® So we meet again. When I saw you last
you were bopping to Tiffany and now you
have moved on to Bette Midler. I see not much
has changed. You should mix things up and
buy the new Norah Jones cd. Listen to all the
songs,

Libra
Qg September 23-October 22

You need a vacation. Unfortunately
there are things that you must do and bills to
pay. I strongly suggest that you buy some
tequila and a pack of winston’s and listen to
some Bally Sagoo. It doesn’t make a lot of
sense but it sure has got me through some

rough spots.

Scorpio

October 23-November 21

Your song this week and is At Last by
Etta James. You are the karaoke queen. Sing it
and make us believe! Your optimism is conta-
gious. You truly are a star.

Sagittarius

November 22

-December 21
Your song is so obvious I shouldn't even bother
telling it because you'd have to turn it down
just to hear me. Anyhow, Bad Timing by Blue
Rodeo. Don’t take the excuse that they didn’t
have your number with them. Don't cry...sing
it with dignity.

Capricorn
December 22-January 19
Don’t believe what they are saying

about you, I think you are the tops. Put on your
dancing shoes, call up some friends, and request
PI.M.P by 50 Cent. Because let’s face it, you got
it going on!

Illustrations by J.J. McCullough

 

 

 

 

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Poem

apples

hot

last day of summer
paint

toenails red

walk

barefoot

down the hill

grass still green
damp

from the night

cool

grass
cuddling lazy

fat apples

pick them

peel them

round and round
unwrap

white flesh
release

thin red snakes
clinging to

sweet sweet
summer

Patricia Tate