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ASILLY ARTICLE THAT ISSOMEWHAT

DATED ABOUT SPRING FERTILITY RIGHTS |

AND SACRIFICING VIRGINS

If the twentieth of March
started a slight conspiracy
within your glands and. you
had to fight off a strange

 

by SOME IDIOT

 

desire to remove your cloth-
ing and run through the
woods then you may be one’
of the few million every year,
to experience what is com-

monly labeled ‘‘Spring
Fever.’’: ;
Biologist Marcus Tonier
explains:’‘I don’t think |
would be irresponsible . in
saying that we are all affect-

ed by the shift in seasons,

 

 

especially the beginning of
the Spring season. Man is
still.an animal and relies ‘on
his instincts quite frequently
although he tends to ration-
alize his reasons. Geomag-
netic influences have been

 

studied and tested on lower ~

forms of life, exhibiting
some very positive results.
Why should man be any
different?

Students around Douglas
were asked if they had
experienced any unusual
events or alterations in their
own behaviour.

Tony Ricci explored some

 

unusually hostile elements.

“| destroyed a bar last
Friday night,’’ Ricci says,’’!
really don’t know how it
started. | never even
thought about it. He gave
me the wrong beer, | never
even asked for it, he got
really mad.’

Some students experien-
ced some quirkish behaviour
as did Sheila Ditto.

‘| said to this guy that | was -

suffering from a_ chronic
case of Spring Fever and he
said ‘C’mon over to my
house.’’

Strangely enough P.R.
men from Riverveiw hospital
and the local R.C.M.P. were
unavailable for comment

 

 

 

 

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only two cunts, a foreskin, and a clitoris. And, since they only appear in this intro-
duction, you are past them now.

Thank you.

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6th Annual College Cruase

How about a night you will
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TOLERANCE To ALCOHOL. Wear anything to do with
sports. .

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3 tennis shoes and join the
student society for an
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Tickets are available from most society reps or in the office.

 

There is no purchase limit and guests are more than welcome.