VERY EASY SUDOKU 6 2 Joo | 2008 PageFiller Lid and Associstes ww, payefilier.com Spring thaw editor in chiet © matter your religious affiliations (or lack thereof); i Easter marks a time of rebirth and renewal for both the world of nature and the artificial world we humans have created for ourselves. The vernal equinox, harbinger of spring weather, brings with it the promise of chocolate bunnies, time with family, and hopefully, the urge to procreate furiously. And what better time than this to dive into a new season of political turmoil in our beloved province of British Columbia? After all, spring is the season for intense screwing. We’re not even a year removed from the election of last May, yet we could be facing another political showdown over the Harmonized Sales Tax. Despite being announced mere days after the Liberals won their third- straight election, the HST hasn’t been implemented in this province, nor has it even been approved by the Legislative Assembly. A vote making it official will take place sometime in the next few months, and the NDP and other assorted HST opponents are hoping they can ' extend debate on the matter long enough to find some way to defeat the legislation that would make the tax official. Since the Liberals already have a simple majority in the Legislature, it’s going to take some creativity to defeat the HST bill. The two ideas that have been most bandied about are convincing seven Liberal MLAs to vote against the party line, or, as former premier Bill Vander Zalm is proposing, collect signatures. from 10 per cent of the eligible voters in every single riding in B.C. Believe it or not, I think Vander Zalm’s idea is a little more realistic. Gordo’s always been a top-down type of leader and his authority is seemingly unchallengeable by anyone inside the Liberal Party, and there are certainly no sitting Liberal MLAs willing to defy party discipline; at least, that’s how it looks from outside the party. No, it looks like the only chance British Columbians have to avoid pay an extra 12 per cent on the costs of everything from food to haircuts to rent (because Lord-knows rent isn’t high enough as it is) is to support the efforts of a guy who left office in disgrace 19 years ago because he sold his garden business crookedly (if he was really smart, he would’ ve gotten a deck out of the deal, like Glen Clark did). Vander Zalm’s plan is almost unthinkable simply because of the great mobilization of people required, and more importantly, the apathy surrounding all those people. Here’s hoping that our notoriously indifferent electorate will finally find some motivation in this obscene tax hike. I know the sale of our public utilities couldn’t do it, I know corruption allegations couldn’t do it, and, hell, not even a universally hated gas tax couldn’t do it, but if this won’t do it, nothing will. If this tax gets approved, it will be because we either have the laziest voters in the country, or a whole crapload of people who like paying taxes. Oh, well, at least the spring weather’s getting nicer! Your friend in high fidelity, Liam Britten Editor in chief The Other Press WRITE FOR US!