Nothings cuter than
your four-year-old
saying On your knees
and give me candy’

By Livia Turnbull,
Halloween Costume
Advisor

inding a good cos-

tume for kids can be
hard, especially when
the stores are all sold out
of Angry Birds and Star
Wars outfits. However,
before some parents fall
back to traditional mon-
sters for costume ideas,
they should check out
some 50 Shades of Grey
costumes for their kids.

50 Shades of Grey,

the erotic thriller popular
with middle-aged
suburban housewives,
was never thought to

be marketable towards
kids—until this year. The
innovative company,
Ohgawdno, has recently
begun manufacturing
children costumes based
on the characters from
the series.

“My wife loves
those books,” says Jack
Decadense, CEO of
Ohgawdno. “She wishes
for a Christian Grey of
her very own. I came up
with children costume
ideas when she started
to go to those 50 Shades
of Grey parties with our
five-year-old son.”

The costumes of
Christian Grey are just
flying off the shelves

this year, primarily due
to middle-aged women
buying them at an
alarming rate. The Other
Press managed to get

an interview with one
middle-aged woman at a
local Walmart who was
in the process of buying
two costumes for her
sons.

“Arent these
costumes just precious?”
Terri Harecurlur, a sexy
housewife cooed. “Look
here, these floggers play
‘The Flower Duet’ when
you push a button on
them!”

When asked about
the morality of these
new children’s costumes,
Harecurlur had this to
say: “I don’t think these
costumes are bad for
kids. I mean, Indiana

You(if}Comedy Classics

Llamas With Hats

 

 

 

 

By Joel McCarthy, Graphics Manager

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The Internet ts full of comedy gold, and nothing glitters brighter than these
hilarious forgotten YouTube comedy classics.

his week we revisit one of my favourite YouTube animated series

“Llamas with Hats,” created by Jason Steele in 2009. Jason became
famous(ish) for his previous series “Charlie the Unicorn” and other
ridiculous adult animations like “Marshmallow People.” “Llamas with
Hats” follows the banter between two lovable llamas, Carl, a dangerous
sociopath with a long history of violence, and Paul, the whiney llama who
likes to take the moral high ground.

Humour.

50 Shades of Grey Halloween costumes now being marketed to children

Jones carries a whip and
Luke Skywalker carries a
lightsaber. When we give
those kinds of costumes
to kids, it teaches them
that running around
with weapons is okay. 50
Shades of Grey, however,
teaches kids about the
sacrifices one must make
for love to make it last.”

Along with
manufacturing Christian
Grey costumes,
Ohgawdno has also
made some
Ana Steele
costumes as
well.

“T think
Fifty Shades of
Grey teaches
some very good
lessons to little
girls as well,”
says Harecurlur,

Sans Comic

“it teaches them that
purity must be kept until
you meet a man that'll
make you forget who you
were before. The books
have Ana get everything
from Christian and I
think today’s girls should
be taught the same thing.
After all, thinking and
working are hard. Why
bother doing that when
you can just have a rich
man to take care of you?”

 

Jacey Gibb
Oliver McTavish

 

 

 

 

 

Despite what everyone had told Bernard up until

this point, completing his personal bucket list had

Failed to Fill him with a sense of accomplishment
and satisfaction.

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