| i | Age Ie Filmmaker Uwe Boll Found Dead Online gaming and movie fans sought for questioning Yanni Limbs, OP Contributor German born filmmaker Uwe Boll (B/oodRayne, Alone in the Dark) was found beaten to death in a Vancouver hotel room yesterday morning while in town.scouting locations for the upcoming video game to film adaptation, Hunter: the Reckoning. Along with severe head trauma and multiple contusions, an early coroner’s report suggests that an Xbox controller was forcibly crammed into his rectum. Additional details are pending police investigation, although they also suggest that the crime may be the work of the online video game community, coordinated with the use of Internet message boards. As a filmmaker, Boll was responsible for directing numerous video game adaptations, including the aforemen- tioned BloodRayne and Alone in the Dark, but also House of the Dead and the upcoming In the Name of the King: a Dungeon Siege Tale. The films that were released were heavily panned by critics and were generally ignored by audiences. Despite the general failure of his movies and his worsening reputation, he had sufficient funding to produce all of them. Boll was especially demonized by the movie going and gaming communities, given the overall poor quality of his films. In one thread on the Internet Movie Database mes- sage board (imdb.com), a message thread entitled, “What would you do if you saw Uwe Boll in the street” invited such replies as, “I would rip off his head and piss down his neck, LOL,” and “I would strap him to a chair and say, WTE, you are messing up our games, you freak before I take a chainsaw and cut his arms off!!!!” In interviews, Boll has been quick to blame the audi- ence and critics for the failure of his movies. “Harry Knowles is a big fat retart [sic],” Boll said in an E-mail response to a scathing review of Alone in the Dark. “Harry obviously doesn’t get it. I have a phD and I’ve already made eight movies and I’ve been making my own movies on 8mm [since] before you were born. How can you say that?” Many have suggested that Boll is permitted to make films despite their failure due to a loophole in German tax law, which allows his investors to still recoup a profit on Get a coupon for a free medium Domino's Pizza with student tax preparation. Come in today or call 1-800-HRBLOCK "To qualify, student must present either (i) 2 T2202a documenting 4 or more months of full time attendance at a college or university during 2005 or (ii) a valid high school identification card. Offer and coupon expire June 30, 2006. Coupon valid for a medium one-topping pizza only at participating H&R Block locations in Canada. films that fail miserably at the box office. Since the tax law has been amended, this would have resulted in the end of his directing career, although projects already in production would be still covered by the previous tax law. These films include Far Cry, Postal, and Fear Effect, all of which are based on video games. With Boll dead, it’s likely that the options for these films will go back to their respective owners, although the status of Hunter: The Reckoning remains in doubt, as a sig-- nificant amount of money has already been spent on it. However, many video game fans have already lined up to volunteer outside of the Vancouver film studio, expressing interest in directing. “It’s a tragedy, obviously,” noted Shaun Williamson (White Noise, Jimmy Glick in Lalawood), who produced many of Uwe Boll’s films. “Those films employed thousands of people in the local film industry. While the movie fans might not miss him, I certainly will.” Uwe Boll was 40 years old. H&R BLOCK a