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Now available for anyone who can afford to pay!

The Student Survival Kit!

Featuring the latest is in school supplies to help you get through the semester.
This kit will will answer all your needs.
Because, despite what you may hear or see, that concourse is a jungle!

Just look at what you get !

 

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All this for just $199.99.

And attractive terms are available, so you only have to make payments of $25 amonth
until you pay off the debt or you get your degree (whichever comes last).

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Send cash, cheque, money order or lottery tickets to

 

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