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THE MAD HATTER
A Douglas College Newsletter
published weekly during the spring
and fall semesters, bi-monthly in
the summer semester
. by
Douglas College Technical
and Vocational Institute
0), Box 2503, New Westminster,B.C,
idlitor: Judie Steeves, Surrey campus
Telephone: 588-4411, loc. 283

 

 

 

BRITISH COLUMBIA’S 23RD PSALM

McGeer is the shepherd, I do not want.

He maketh me ta lie down on park benches.

He leadeth me beside still factories.

He restoreth my doubt in the
Social Credit Party.

He guideth me to the path of
unemoloyment for his
party's sake. ;

Yea, though I walk in the valley
of the soup kitchens,

I am still hungry.

I do not fear evi? for thou art
against me.

Thou anointeth mv income with
taxes so that my expenses
runneth over my income.

Surely poverty and hard living shall
follow the Social Credit
party.

And I shall live the state of
emergency forever.

5000 years ago Moses said Park your
camel,

Pick up your shovel, Mount your ass
and | :

I shall lead you to the Promised Land.

5000 years later Barrett said, lay
down your shovel, sit on
your ass and light up a
camel, this is the Promised
Land,

Today, Bennett will tax your shovel,
sell your camel, kick you
in the ass and tell you
there is no Promised
Land.

I am glad I am a Canadian.

I am glad I am free.

But I only wish that I was a little
dog,

And Bennett was a tree.

 

Notice Board

DOUGLAS COLLEGE STUDENT SOCIETY

If you have housing available or
need housing please call the D.C.
Student Society at 521-4851 local
252 and ask for Laverne

 

FOR CREDIT CARD CALLS:

These calls are dialed direct but

require operator assistance for
completion.

Secure an outside line -
Within B.C. - dial "0" (Operator)
immediately followed by phone #
Outside B.C. - dial "0" (Operator)
immediately followed by the area
code + phone #
DO NOT PAUSE AFTER DIALING "0" AS you

WILL REVERT BACK TO THE LONG DISTANCE
OPERATOR.

 

On the outside...

BURNABY ART GALLERY
Wed., June 1, 1977 at 8 p.m.

The opening of two exhibitions
which will continue until Sun.,
June 19.

JACK AKROYD - PAINTINGS IN EGG
TEMPERA AND POSTER PAINT |
"LET'S COMMUNICATE": AN EXHIBITION |
OF PAINTING BY B.C. SCHOOL CHILDREN

 

SUNDAY AFTERNOON SPECIAL EVENT
MAY 22 at 2:30 p.m. FREE
Bob Hadley - Guitar.