Universe?

 

 

Cringer/Battle Cat

Got hit by a semi-truck on Interstate Five.
Witnesses report that it was both funny and
tragic at the same time.

He-Man
After years of rampant steroid abuse, He-
Man decided to leave his “Prince Adam”
persona behind as well as long-time
girlfriend, Teela. He-Man, who now goes

by the name “Hector,” started a cabaret with
business associate Man-at-Arms. The two
live on a tourist island on the coast of Greece
and spend their days working out, tanning

in their fur Speedos, managing the

bustling cabaret and just enjoying &
each other’s company. Man- £
at-Arms has also gained a ‘

small following for the twice
weekly performance, “My
Moustache.”

   

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Whatever happened to the Masters of the

Orko

Orko fell on hard times after the disbanding
of the Masters of the Universe. Quickly
realizing that he had no real powers,
sucked at magic and had possibly the most
annoying voice of all time, Orko turned to
crack cocaine. Hustling the streets of San
Atonio, Orko continues to eke out a meager
existence. He relies on the generosity of the
tricks he turns to purchase more rock to feed
his ever-growing habit. An intervention was
attempted by the rest of the Masters of the
Universe; however, Orko was not ready to
give up the lifestyle of the street.

    

 

 

Kris |
Watrich

“what the hell?”

 

 

 

 

 

Teela

Teela took He-Man’s leaving with her
father, Man-at-Arms, hard. Some say she
never really got over it. She currently °
dances twice during the day shift at Rusty’s.
Considered by some too old to still be a
dancer, she is kept employed due to a crowd
pleasing segment of her show called ping

pong special Olympics.

Skeletor

Tired of constantly being considered the
villain, Skeletor took the millions he had
amassed during his time as arch-nemesis
to He-Man and underwent drastic facial
reconstruction. He is currently married to
John McCain.

 

Baru Latino Restaurant

By Chloé Bach

   

Mojito’s, ceviche, and spice; does it get any better? Baru Latino Restaurant is a little gem of a
restaurant, albeit a little off the beaten path, located just past Kitsilano in Point Grey.

The atmosphere is very Latin and the cozy and intimate room has only 54 seats. The décor
and brick walls and all-around warmth of the restaurant really contribute to the experience. And
the price points are affordable to boot.

The servers are friendly and attractive, willing to make recommendations or adhere to
special requests. On top of the quality service, the kitchen is open so you can see right on to the
countertops where the chefs are preparing their delicious creations.

There are several types of delicious ceviche and I must recommend the Honduran
Tuna, soaked in a coconut marinade instead of the typically acidic vinegar. But if you do like
traditional ceviche, try the halibut; it melts in your mouth and is absolutely to die for!

While you could go and simply split several delicious appetizers like beef carpaccio
or baby back ribs, the entrées are also delicious. Ranging from duck to tuna, all prepared in
traditional yet creative ways, the main courses are nothing short of mouthwatering.

No meal is complete without some, or several, forms of alcoholic beverages, which is
why it’s perfect that their mojitos are spot-on and their extensive South American wine list
is tactfully put together (try any sort of Malbec if you haven’t yet). A good variety of quality
tequila is a viable option for an aperitif too, assuming you’re not too full up on mojitos as it is!

If you want a fun, laid back, enjoyable night out, you may want to venture out to 2535

Alma Street in Point Grey. I promise you won’t regret it.
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