the other press Centre, which is celebrating it’s tenth birthday this year, only four clients have been unconscious and submerged. That might seem like a lot, but only one per- cent of all drownings in Canada occur in supervised swimming areas. Of those four submerged swimmers that were per- formed by lifeguard staff, all recovered and are leading healthy lives today because the lifeguard staff responded quickly. According to the Lifesaving Society, the majority of people who drown each year in BC and the Yukon are males between the ages of 17 and 35, werent wearing personal flotation devices, and alcohol was usually involved. There have been fatalities, but these are few and far between, and (at least at Eileen Dailly) have been people who were older and had some severe medical condi- tion: heart attack, stroke, and even one liver failure. Most of the time, the types of emergencies lifeguards respond to are bleeding noses, cut feet, and bumped heads. After years of lifeguarding, I’ve collected a series of pool stories. After dealing with some of the things lifeguards encounter at the pool, such as cleaning up human bod- ily waste and dealing with medical emer- gencies, a certain level of black humour is developed—mostly as a coping strategy. I once watched an instructor jump into the pool, and then jump out almost immediately after entering the water. Her face had turned several, varying shades of green, and she was pointing hysterically at three huge logs of human excrement that were floating ominously in her corner of the pool. “Hey, we have bathrooms in this facility lady,” we would say to her for Features http://otherpress.douglas.bc.ca weeks after. “You didn’t have to do your business in the pool.” On another occasion, a patron was spotted by a lifeguard sitting in the hot tub massaging himself in an area of his body that is best left to private quarters. The lifeguard who noticed the inappro- priate behaviour signalled the supervisor who immediately turned off the hot tub jets making the water crystal clear. The supervisor then proceeded to carry a note over to the patron that read: “Sorry, please don't pitch your tent here.” I once worked with a supervisor who was a very direct communicator. During one family swim at the pool, a couple was becoming overly amorous. The supervisor used the public announcement system, and broadcast the following message: “We would like to take this opportunity to remind all patrons that family swim is for people who have families, not for people conceiving families.” Lifeguarding is international and in many parts of the world, for example, in Australia, lifeguards aren't paid. It’s a vol- unteer service, and the lifeguards work two-week tours of duty on the beaches throughout the summer months. There are also several beaches supervised by vol- unteer lifeguards in the US, and England. In contrast lifeguarding in the US can also mean big business. In fact, it was a Los Angeles County lifeguard, Greg Bonnan, that had the original idea for a television show about lifeguarding—an idea that evolved into the hit series Baywatch. Bonnan also worked with Jeff Ellis, who owns one of the largest lifeguard training companies in the US, Jeff Ellis & Associates Inc. who claim to train 35,000 lifeguards across the US each year. While I was in Taiwan, studying Mandarin and living with my fiancee’s family, I realized for the first time exactly how lifeguarding is a universal profession. Lifeguards from around the world all have the same goals and principles about teach- ing people about water safety, preventing injury where possible, and responding with critical interventions, (such as artifi- cial respiration or cardio-pulmonary resuscitation) if needed. What changes from place to place is how this is achieved. I spent time with a few Taiwanese life- guards who | met through a friend. They took me up to spend a few weekends guarding at one of the many beaches that stretch across Taiwan's northern coast. I have mostly been a pool lifeguard, and watching the surf roll up and down the beach as I stared out into the South Pacific, I felt very small, and wondered how any rescues could be performed in such a large and powerful body of water. People are only about ten percent as effective when swimming in a large body of water when compared to a swimming pool—in terms of distance, that means if a person can swim | km in a swimming pool, they can only swim about 100 m before starting to tire when swimming in a large lake or ocean. I did spend a lot of time swimming in the ocean while in Taiwan, and found that when I returned to swimming in a pool, I had become much stronger in the water. While guarding on the beaches in Taiwan, I was also able to see my first jel- lyfish sting. One of the junior lifeguards, who had been out training, had been stung across the back of his right shoulder fipril 9, 2003 oe Photos by Sven Bellamy and down half his back. The skin around the area of the sting was red and welted, and the young guard winced every time someone would get close to the stung area. Long opaque strands of tentacle could be seen clinging to the skin. The head lifeguard on duty peed into a cup and poured the urine over the area that was stung. “Look the other way,” he said to the young lifeguard. “This might smell bad.” Unfortunately, it wasn’t enough urine, so the next lifeguard on duty had a turn, peeing and pouring, and then the next, and next, until we had all given new meaning to the phrase: piss on you. Urine contains uric acid, which fixes the stinging cells (nematocysts) that are on the jellyfish tentacles, preventing the toxin from being released. Other home reme- dies include vinegar, or meat tenderizer that contains papain as an active ingredi- ent. Papain, which is derived from papaya or pineapple breaks down the toxin pro- duced by jellyfish stinging cells—it’s too bad we didn’t have any alternate home remedies at the beach that day. It might be difficult to tell from watch- ing a lifeguard on duty that the job offers such a wide exposure to people and expe- riences. Perhaps it’s Baywatch, and all the show’s melodrama that carries this mes- sage. But next time youre at the pool, and you spot the lifeguard doing what they do, remember they probably have many faces. Remember that still waters run deep. page 15 © a