=TTITOR itor: And Justice For All oing to start out this week by making a simple statement. Whatever ere planning on doing November 29th at 4:30pm, ditch it and d the Special General Meeting called by the student body. he meeting has a single item on the agenda: an impeachment vote e current elected DSU board. Each of you must ask yourselves er you consider these board reps to be ‘masters of puppets’, or er you think they ‘ride the lightning’. What do I mean, you ask? I that you must decide whether their record is ‘sad but true’. Ok, gh bad Metallica references. e to the continued (supposed) inaction of the current DSU reps, a ssful impeachment petition has led to a special general meeting on bove mentioned date. As a student on a campus in the midst of oil, your attendance at this event is vital. As far as whether or not to in favor of impeachment, that’s something you must sort out for elf. But as my man P. Diddy likes to say, Vote or Pie baby! Hargreaves r In Chief ther Press OTE OR Piri THE OP IS SORRY! Other Press would like to apologize to Ryan Cousineau for neglect- o give him photo credit for his photo on Page 11 in the “Meet Matt o” article. While we’re at it, the photo is of a cute girl who is not, ct Matt Bristo. MAILBAG Travis Paterson, OP Features Editor : 4 = Dear Global News, Cheers big guys; you managed to track down Joey Hansen. Then you repeatedly showed his face! By God if you didn't play the same sterile quote, over, and over, and over. Thank heavens for you guys. Good thing I have the Internet, because I sure as hell don't have cable. Yes, thanks to Joey Coleman's blog, I've been privy the Global News' cover- age of Joey Hansen's house purchase. (It's okay, I'd never heard of Joey Coleman either.) Okay Global News; we forfeit. You win, we lose. You're broadcast school graduates, Gemini award winners, and full time employees. We're students, we're poor, and we're volunteers. You work for money. We work for beer. You've got us there. Oh wait, except that we can carry a conversation at a cocktail party, but you can't because you're worried about losing your job to this year's class of broadcast graduates. You know the type; younger, better animated, more believable, and willing to work for even less peanuts than you do (a model employee for Canwest management, I imagine). Anyways, enough already with the jealous backtalk. Who will you talk to next? I saw you phoned Philip Link. That was entertaining, even though we already know about Philip. You can go after him, he's not afraid to look silly. He's been silly for a long time, and he's a well protected individual. “What's your prob- lem?” he asked you twice, maybe three times. All because’you asked the questions we at the OP didn't think to ask. So I ask you, will your next DSU or Philip Link news clip clarify the DSU's situation, or create a newer, cloudier picture? Will you take the extra five minutes to tell the public what's really going on? Philip seemed very upset about something, a loan or an advance? Maybe you could explain it to us. I know you're busy, but maybe you could find the time to fill us in? Let the students out of the dark? In fact, maybe you could also find the time to finish the story instead of repeating your last story. Come out Global News and visit us. Come Marisa Taylor to the DSU on Wednesday Nov. 29th at 4:30pm, and learn about the real facts surrounding the.DSU and tell the people. Tell them how a union works, how they protect their rights. Tell them how peo- ple in Canada are innocent until proven guilty. Tell them how Philip Link punched a chick, (be it in self deferise). Tell them how difficult it has been for members of the DSU board to wade through an ocean of bureaucracy in an attempt to resolve the issues. Tell them what we already know. NOVEMBER 29th 2006, The Pepperoni