+ + The defence rests Christian Ehrhoff Garth McLennan : : » _ Sports editor T ey say that the best defence is a good offense and if that’s true, then the Vancouver Canucks have a big problem. With the exception of Christian Ehrhoff, the Canucks’ blueline has produced next to nothing in terms of offense so far this year. The eight defenseman who have played for Vancouver this year have scored a combined total of just 10 goals, and five of those came from Ehrhoff. The next best was 40-year-old Mathieu Schneider, who’s only played ten games with limited ice time. As for the rest of the Canucks blueliners, the lack of pucks put into the net is astonishing, considering how highly touted the group was heading into the year. Willie Mitchell? 23 games, two goals. Kevin Bieksa? 23 games, one goal. Alex Edler, Sami Salo, Shane O’Brien and Aaron Rome? They’ve combined for zero goals. For a team with as much money invested in their back end as Vancouver has (the Canucks’ will pay their defence a total $21.967 million this year), and five of those eight making in excess of $3 million, the above numbers are just unacceptable. Plain and simple, the team just isn’t getting any sort of value for what they’re paying, and in a salary cap world, where every mistake is magnified, that isn’t good. As the Canucks have arrived at the season’s quarter pole, the only one providing significant bang for his buck is Ehrhoff, who has easily been the club’s top defenseman this year. He came to town this summer with a not- so-sterling reputation as a guy who was loaded with offensive ability but was a liability in his own zone. Not only has he exceeded expectations offensively with 15 points in 23 games, good enough to place him fourth in team scoring overall, but he’s also been more than solid defensively with a team-best +11 rating, which is “Willie Mitchell? 23 games, two goals. Kevin #!most triple the next Bieksa? 23 games, one goal. Alex Edler, Sami Salo, Shane O’Brien and Aaron Rome? They’ve combined for zero goals.” st mark on the Canucks. He was at his best against Colorado on November 20, where he scored twice, added a brilliant assist and dished out a huge hit in a dominant performance where he led Vancouver to a 5-2 victory. Beyond Ehroff though, things get more than a little thin. Bieksa and Edler, who entered the season with a ton of promise and heightened expectations from last year, are particularly disappointing. Granted, Bieksa does have 10 assists for 11 points, and Edler has 11 assists while others like Mitchell aren’t normally known for their offensive prowess, but the fact remains that after Ehrhoff, Mike Gillis is paying six defenders $12.625 million for one goal. Money management becomes an issue even more when you consider that Ehrhoff is Vancouver’s fifth-best-paid defenseman. If you discount Ehrhoff’s contributions, Atlanta’s 19-year-old Zach Bogosian has more goals than every Canuck defenseman combined. Not good. By Garth McLennan, Sports Editor h, darts, a favourite of traditional pub dwellers everywhere. It’s a game that requires skill (and a certain degree of soberness) to play, but is it a sport? This is a difficult one to determine, and I suppose the argument comes down to what is more important in darts: athletic ability or accuracy and skill? Now, in many sports, like basketball, both are required in almost equal amounts, but that isn’t true for darts. It’s hard to be good at darts. You could be 6 foot 6 and ripped and get destroyed by a pudgy 5-foot-8 wino. While that is a good thing in some ways, it makes it hard to qualify darts as a sport in other respects. After all, how can you call something a sport where there is next to zero athletic talent required? To be good at darts, you need to have terrific aim and a decent sense of strategy on where to shoot, but I don’t know if you can call that an athletic requirement. Now, in darts, the pressure is certainly there. Granted, it isn’t the same type of physical pressure as say, football or soccer, but there no doubt that the times when you need to make a crucial shot are pretty cut and dried. Then there are the more advanced games of darts, which if you get into can get pretty difficult. It can often seem simple, but having to repeatedly hit doubles, triples and bulls-eyes can be tough. Unlike some other, more easily identifiable sports, there’s nowhere to hide in darts. If you make a mistake and miss a shot, your opponent is right there to see it, and has the opportunity to capitalize on it right away. Much like golf, which we’ ve already classified as a sport a few weeks ago in this space, most regular darts players have a pre-shot routine that they follow to the letter before every throw. However, it’s hard for most people to look at darts as a legitimate sport when take a look at the cast of characters on television playing it professionally. To put it charitably, they don’t look like your standard NHL star. Now, that alone shouldn’t convince people that darts isn’t a sport, because look at bowling, a sport whose best aren’t exactly the cream of the athletic crop. However, what I get a kick out of is watching professional darts players regularly drinking in between shots. There aren’t many sports where you see that at any level. THE VERDICT: Playing darts is fun, it’s hard, there are plenty of variations of it, but darts is not a sport.