Nuala O’Faolain on how poor sales of her books are ruining her life, talked a little about the grim subject of her latest book (a biography of 19" century prostitute and celebrity crook Chicago May), criticized the parenting skills and affected nationalist tendencies of her father, and wrapped with a condemnation of the Catholic Church. That might sound like a drag, but O’Faolain managed, in a manner specific to the Irish, to make everything she said funny. The Poetry Bash on Saturday, a perennial favourite of festival goers, was full of giddy audience members, including a lot of authors from other events who weren’t busy giving readings themselves. Unfortunately, a noticeable portion of the audience was either too drunk or too ignorant to realize that not all that was on offer was supposed to be funny. Several extended bouts of high-pitched laughter from somewhere in the crowd threatened to derail moments of sincerity and seriousness from a few of the poets on stage. Though it is good to have fun at these events, sometimes a little respectful silence is necessary. Richard Siken One reading was especially marred by ill-timed hilarity in the audience: that of American Richard Siken, a Yale Younger Poets Prize winner blessed with an amazing deadpan reading voice and a strange, meandering poetic style. He read a long piece seemingly composed of unrelated one-liners that gradually cohered into a manifesto on the nature of love. Siken’s delivery was unlike anything I’ve ever heard from any other poet. He seemed to combine the disarming observational wit of comedian Steven Wright with the ecstatic mumblings of Allen Ginsberg. I nearly choked on my beer when he uttered, “The entire history of human desire takes about 70 minutes to tell. Unfortunately we don’t have that kind of time.” Other highlights of the evening included Barbara Nickel, high and “euphoric” on painkillers for a herniated disk, delivering poems from her lovely book Domain with grace and energy nonetheless. Then there was Danish poet Niels Hav, whose quirky, bawdy snapshots of everyday urban life had the house roaring despite some problems with the sound. CHICKEN BOOMs ANDREW WEDDERSURN Se HAPP LATER 3 Heather McHugh Midway through the program a “surprise guest” made her way to the stage: much lauded American poet and translator Heather McHugh. Even with big-name poets like Dennis Lee and Agnes Walsh in the room, McHugh was astonishing. Her tough, concise, and precise poems silenced all the laughers in the back row. She managed, in just a few minutes, to be both funny and political—often within the same poem. She read “What He Thought,” about a bunch of poets visiting Italy, arguing about the definition of poetry over dinner. The argument is settled when one of them recounts the tale of a heretic, burned at the stake centuries earlier in a nearby square for saying crazy things about God. McHugh’s final words (“poetry/is what he thought, but did not say”) put a hush over everyone. Perhaps it was the subtle reference to the Bush government she made in her intro and the historical correlation to the current political climate; perhaps it was the just the mood finally sobering. I'd like to think it was the poem itself—its sly statement on the power of words, ironically enough, that kept us quiet. hee a i TAR D Reon O i Mi ( 78 KIN BRENDAN mM CLEOD