Night Owls ’R’ Us So you want to be creeped out at Halloween? Try renting any of these movies, stock up on the munchies, and enjoy! (But keep your doors locked and the sharp knives hidden.) (also known as Braindead) Described by a nameless viewer as, “terrifically entertaining” and “over the top,’ this New Zealand film by Peter Jackson might be one of the goriest movies ever made—and one of the funniest. Killer zombies terrorize a small town, two zombies have sex and a baby zombie runs amok in a park. The park scene alone is worth the cost of the rental. his might be one of the few movie sequels that is better than the original. Another mixture of gore and humour, the film contains the infamous, yet onderful, scene in which evil pirits have inhabited just one of lhe best of the modern B-Horror Movies What to watch on Hallowe'en night Bruce Campbell's hands, that he must then battle. A funny movie that isnt a real horror, but it’s included here for those who enjoyed Bruce Ro ee Beco ass ed Campbell’s performance in Evil Dead 2. In this movie he reprises his role as Ash, and takes on demons of the army of darkness, but in medieval times. At one point he sweeps the princess into his arms and utters the infamous phrase, “Give me some sugar baby.” Night tie Reens A movie that could be described as the ultimate modern B-Horror movie and a real treat for true horror fans. This is a satire of ‘SOs movies in which alien creepy- crawlies take over a small town. Hilarious and violent like all good horror movies, the most well- known line from this one is, “Girls, I have good news and bad news. The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is they're dead.” aca § The Haunting This is not really a B-Horror movie, but it's so scary that it’s perfect for Halloween viewing. Based on the Shirley Jackson novel, The Haunting of Hill House, the story is about four people who inhabit a haunted house to study it. The film has excellent cinematography, atmosphere and mood. But be warned—don't watch it alone! THE TEXAS i AAWINI SS SA MASSACKHE These two crazy films tell the story of a bunch of kids travelling through the Southern states of America in a van, and of their encounter with a family of cannibals. Part 2 continues the saga of cannibal ‘Leatherface’ and ae Ge his psycho relatives. The first of the two movies, based on a true incident, is a little low budget, but the second is more humorous— though still disturbing. If none of these movies pique your interest there are always the classic stand-bys of the genre. The knife-tipped fingers of Freddy Krueger are a legendary trademark of these Wes Craven- directed movies, and Freddy is a modern villain everyone can hate- an BSS oe bs and fear! The first movie of the series, which introduced us to Jason’s bad attitude and his hockey mask, was probably the best, but all the movies are almost classics of the slasher genre. Watch one or all of them, but not for the dialogue. Halloween When else would you watch this film? Michael Myers terrorizes fun-loving teenagers who still haven't learned not to walk into darkened rooms when blood is seeping out from under the door. This black and white George Romero classic—the quintessential zombie movie—is included in our list because it is the foundation on which modern horror is built. The original low- budget film still acts as the standard against which modern horror films are judged. Romero’s zombies were the first movie zombies to be depict- ed as something more than mind- less slaves for human masters. They rise to feed on the living, THOSE AAE NEAT COSTUMES KIDS. HERE’S A TRICK. Im Goin ON STAIKE Youle Y AVE To make serving nothing but the instinct that drives them and their insa- tiable appetites for human flesh. The story line involves a space probe exploding on its return from exploring the planet Venus, dead bodies rising from their graves in search of sustenance, and the seven strangers who are on the zombies’ menu. The humans, who are trapped in an isolated farmhouse, struggle wit both rr ae re oe : Per or ee ae beter es | the horror that awaits them outside and the tension that is engulfing them inside. In 1990,-Tom Savini made a remake which some people con- sider to be more entertaining than the original—and it’s in colour. But you gotta love originals! Dawn of the Dead The second film in Romero’s Night of the Living Dead trilogy is a long film detailing the escape of a small group of people from zombie-infested New York City. They make it to a ‘safe’ haven in a typical out-of-town shopping mall (a telling comment on modern society) where the zombies duke it out with SWAT team members. Excessive gore and non-stop action help to make this movie a horror masterpiece. There are plenty of other good horror movies out there, and many well-made mysteries, but for traditional Halloween trick-or- treating, go for the modern B- Horror genre and you won't be disappointed. VAT The Other Press October 28 1998 Page 3