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V3L 5B2 Phone: 525-3542 henceapncen sansa eancaas SaeeTIERS deacooectocceccscsseccecssccssouesk oo MARTIN HEMERIK Business Managet.......ccccccscssereceescnsseeccssensceccensensseeneneees JEAN JOYCE ditorial Coordinator............ereceescesereresceesenses h dense sivapeacpieopess IAN LYON ntertainment Coordinator.....c....iccsceecesnepieseesceeereneesesess JOEL HAGEN eatures Coordimator.........ccecccecceereenesens OMAR SHARIFF-MOHAMMED alley Proofer. .........cceccecessonevonccensesscecteesses STEWART WOOLVERTON Human Rights Coordinators...............++++: esenesenseeseensars DONNA FORBES & MARK TENER Sports Coordinator..........scccccesessserercecessssesnsscenenseeeees JANE MUSKENS . eae? = _ THE OTHER PRESS Dr. Cannabis Dr. Cannabis will answer any questions on lust, drugs, booze or anything under the full moon. Just drop them off at room 1602. Dear Dr. Cannabis I met a girl a short while ago, and lately we’ve been developing a rela- tionship. But I’m beginning to have doubts. It’s nothing definite. For example, all of her classes are at night and she won’t think of having any _ during the day. And Lilith (her name) refuses to see me during that time. She says the sun is bad for her skin. Lilith resists entering any strange buildings unless | personally invite her in (this is especially embarrassing when she has to use the women’s washroom in gas stations). She’s always making strange remarks. Like the time a bunch of us were discussing furniture and she said that the Royal Oak Co. on 6th Street made real comfortable beds - | checked it out, and Royal Oak is a funeral home! Once Lilith was asked why she was majoring in human anatomy and she said it got boring going after the same spot, and ‘she wanted to learn some new areas I'm still trying to figure that statement out. The other night we went to a fancy: restaurant (after | invited her in), and she looked horrified when | suggested garlic bread to start. But that was nothing. Lilith almost went into hyster- ics when | asked her if she wanted a steak. To calm her down, the order was quickly changed to liver, which she accepted. Even then Lilith didn’t eat much. Though | must admit, she sucked the meat dry. She does have her good points, of course. A strong girl, Lilith can take care of herself. Once she accidently crushed a guy’s hand while arm-wrestling for fun. Vanity is not one of her weaknesses. I’ve yet to see her look into a mirror. Her eyes are fascinating, and | car look into them for hours, unable tc break away if | wanted to. In fact there are times when | wanted to but couldn’t. All of her little quirks coulc be overlooked if not for a certain little habit of hers: Lilith loves to give me < hickey that for some reason alway: leaves me feeling tired and drained. Listless October :19th, 1984 Dear Listless Sounds like you got a gal who really thirsts for life. So her mind follows a different comet than everybody else Big deal. Least you'll never be bored. Publicly humiliated maybe, but never bored. And how do you know Royal Oak’s coffins aren’t soft and pillowy? Any of the clientele complain? As for eatin’, maybe the chick’s on a liquid diet. To squeeze a guy’s hand like a tube of toothpaste (with the cap still on, | hope) is someone I'd like to have around for my moonbuggy (the door. keeps getting jammed). Over- hickeyed? Grease the spot and her molars will be stip-slidin’ away. If they don’t, just lie back and enjoy it. That worn out and tired feeling after each bite can’t continue. Dear Dr.Cannabis I’m concerned for my roommate. Lately there’s been some kind of strange waxy build-up in her navel. When | asked her about it she told me to mind my own business. I’m worried about her. What could it be? Puzzled Dear Puzzled Hey! Nothing major to froth over. It’s just that her boyfriend likes to eat by candlelight. Tip for the day; Never underestimate yourself. 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