Local man outruns bus By Tim Drake, News Editor na bid to highlight the lack of suitable = transportation provided by Translink to students of Kwantlen University, the Kwantlen Students Association (the KSA) organized a unique challenge to the province’s primary transport artery: In the wake of increased fares, prove that taking the bus is a faster method of getting to school then cycling or even running on foot. As it turns out, taking the bus is the slowest way to get from A to B. A so-called “beat the bus challenge” was conducted by three Kwantlen students, who too three different modes of transportation to get from the Kwantlen University Surrey campus to the Kwantlen campus located in Langley. Ashley Fehr took the bus and was able to complete the trip in 79 minutes. John O’Brian soundly beat the bus by bike though when he clocked in the trip at 59 minutes. However, the real surprise came when David Palermo, who traveled all 19 kilometres by foot, finished ahead of the bus with a time of just 66 minutes. The B.C. Liberal government made a pledge to ensure that every college and university within the Lower Mainland would have access to a U-Pass (which the DSU at Douglas College have been fighting in favour of for years). However, the U-Pass will cost students up to $30 per month, and the KSA is concerned that there is inadequate public transit to make the pass worthwhile. “Translink should be embarrassed that it took 13 minutes longer to take public transit between two Kwantlen campuses than it took on foot. This just proves the need for express service between Langley City and Newton” said Fehr, who is the Director of Operation for the KSA, in a press release. By Tim Drake, News Editor ward winning pop star Karl Wolf will A= performing at this year’s edition of Cram Jam, held at Kwantlen University on Thursday, September 9. The 31-year old is headlining a back to school extravaganza at Kwantlen’s Surrey campus, and he is far from the only attraction. The event is being sponsored by the hit radio station the Beat 94.5, and will also feature a number of activities along with providing an excellent opportunity to get acquainted with other members of the pos-secondary crowd. Cram Jam kicks off at 11 A.M. on the ninth, and will play home to a beer garden. The event is open to people of all ages and while it is organized by the Kwantlen Students Association (the KSA), everyone is welcome. Wolf is a Canadian star based out of Quebec. He has released three successful albums, beginning with Face behind the face, which debuted in 2006. In 2007, he was nominated for a Juno award for RR&B/Soul Recording of the year for Face the face. 4 wT Newest Deep Fried Heart Attack By Maria Asselin-Roy, Staff Reporter \ N y e have seen many things enter the deep fryer. Foods such as doughnuts, chicken, and French fries which we all knew are bad for you, but ate them anyways. We have even seen foods such as mars bars, ice cream, and even Pepsi become deep fried. But never have we seen deep fried butter, until now. On the PNE’s one hundredth birthday, they introduced deep fried butter balls as one of the food choices at Playland. Deep fried butter balls were invented not long ago by a man in Texas, the same man who invented deep fried Pepsi. They are first deep fried, then covered in powdered sugar and drizzled with chocolate sauce. The people at Jimmy’s Lunch have been selling deep fried foods at the PNE for years, only recently have they introduced deep fried butter as “a special treat.” Steve Parsons (who is the grandson of Jimmy Parsons) has taken over his grandfathers business at the PNE and is the one who thought of serving butter deep fried at Playland. After making and remaking different ingredients in the dough, and experimenting with different toppings Parson’s is “happy with the result.” RESTAURANT Established 1972 Tel: 604.525.1071 Fax: 604.525.3652 ginosrestaurant@telus.net Free Home Delivery