CARELESS USE OF THE COFFEE MACHINE Hoop Dreams Epic in scope and intimate in detail, Hoop Dreams more than just another basketball fantasy by Ken Spittel Hoop Dreams is a documentary that follows two inner-city black teens for five years of their lives as they both pursue their dreams of NBA stardom. Like anything good in life, the producers of this film tripped upon this idea while pursuing another idea. Their original idea was to make a short film on street basketball. But then they ran into talent scout Earl Smith: 5 years and 250 hours of film later, they had the raw product for “Hoop Dreams”. The beauty is not just in the film- ing of a real life event, but being able to choose only 3 hours out of the 250 hours to truly represent 5 years of emotional turmoil. The length of the film will not affect you, in fact, you ‘Il wish you could see the final outcome: Whether they both make it to the NBA or not. What emerges from this movie is far more than a sympathetic portrait of two black teenagers reaching for the stars. While remaining epic in scope, Hoop Dreams manages to be intimate in detail, chronicling the universal proc- ess of growing up, coming of age, and the love and conflict between friends and family. But the most amazing thing about this movie is it gives an intimate look at the pursuit of the basketball dream while it is actually happening. If you are one who believes in pur- suing dreams, you can not spend your eight dollars better then going to see this movie. who could gk f & & & March 9: Superman I CA The Other Press February 25, New thriller anything but dead Jason Kurylo digs Shallow Grave Go see Shallow Grave!! I cannot stress enough how quickly you should run to the theatre to check this film out. Now, before I get every- one’s hopes up too too high, I’d like to qualify two things: 1) No, this is not the best movie ever, so don’t walk in expecting your socks, underwear, or any other garment of choice to be blown off; 2) I do not know why Ewan McGregor looks so damn much like an Scottish David Cassidy... Okay, now that that’s over with, I can get down to business. Grave is, quite simply a great lit- tle film. A Scottish thriller set in Glas- gow, this picture does all the things good cinema should: It shocks, it sur- prises, it begins and ends well. It shakes, it rattles, it rolls. The cinematography is impressive, and relies on ingenuity rather than formula. It makes you for- get you’re in a movie theatre with a bunch of strangers, and it makes you forget that you paid eight bucks to get in. Yes, that’s right... It’s actually worth the admission. I very seldom walk out of a theatre pleasantly surprised. Lately, I’ ve been doing it less and less. Seeing flicks like this is what makes it all worthwhile... They restore my faith in cinema; they make up for all the Sex: The Seduction fails to What is it with presumptuous movie titles these days? Legends of the Fall was not all that legendary. And now we have The Last Seduction, which is neither seductive nor particularly fi- nal. This new movie from Film Noir director John Dahl more like Film Noir wannabe. There are elements of Film Noir present in this movie, but not enough to qualify this as true Noir style. The movie revolves around Bridget Gregory (Linda Fiorentino), an up- wardly mobile, hard nosed telemarketing supervisor, who con- vinces her medical student husband (Bill Pullman, in a tasty, if ultimately two-dimensional role) to pull a drug Ewan McGregor gets lots of laughs (come on, get happy, y'all...) and plenty scared in Shallow Grave. Flintstoneses and the Dumb & Dumbers out there. In this bubble gum chewin’ chan- nel surfin’ Nintendo playin’ MTV watchin’ I-ain’t-got-an-attention-span- why-do-you-hey-look-over-there- that’s-neato society, movies like this are a breath of fresh air. The characters here are well per- formed; the aforementioned McGregor is a blast, while costars Kerry Fox and Christopher Eccleston make the trio of roommates unanimously, undeniably real. (That is, they aren’t impossibly beautiful or perfect, and they could eas- ily live next door, or down the street, or anywhere else... You’ Il never loc Lodgings Board quite the same Thank the stars, Vishnu, 0 ever you want to thank, but w you do, thank them for the fi Hollywood did not get a hold script. The best thing about § Grave is the writing. Plot twist this much, much more than a ru mill best-friends- ‘til-money- piece o’ dreck Hollywood wou come up with. I’d tell you mor Shallow Grave, but I couldn’t giving stuff away. ; So, quit gawkin’, and go s final chapter??? get a rise out of OP's Trent Ernst deal to pay off his debts, with enough left over to keep the two of them com- fortable for the next, oh, hundred years or so. You see it coming already, don’t you? Not content to share the loot, Bridget ditches her husband and bails. She winds up in Hicksville, (completely offending her big city sensibilities) where she takes a lover (Peter Berg, the aforementioned seducee), and a job, changing her name to Wendy Kroy (a reflection of her lust for New York. Think about it) to keep her husband from finding her. Of course, he finds her anyway, and the rest of the movie falls into a watchable, if predictable pattern. Mov- ies like this ask to be scrutini it‘s not hard to catch most mi twists. There are even a few mi tinuity errors (like, why did the taxi have New York license plat draw attention to themselves an from the movie. Still, there is some we dialog and that’s what holds th together when the plot starts t little thin. The movie also fun an interesting study of sexual and equality at the lowest com nominator. The last seduction is ent enough to keep interest, but is ii a nail bitter. One hopes that | the last word form Film Noir. Billy Madison makes the grade...barely Scattershot offering from scatterbrained Sandler by Trent Ernst Any Adam Sandler fans out there? Well, this is the movie for you. Anybody loathe the ground that Sandler walks on? Avoid this one like the plague. Sorry to break it down such sim- ple lines, but that’s the way this movie goes. Sandler’s shtick can wear awfully thin awfully quickly and unless you’re a devoted fan, much of this movie will grate heavily on your nerves. And if you don’t break down into either of these categories? Guess what? It’s funnier than you think. Only true, diehard fans will flip over this movie, but there are some honest-to-gosh funny scenes. Sandler plays a spoiled rich kid who, in order to inherit daddy’s com- pany, must complete grades 1-12 in the course of 6 months (two weeks per grade), or else the business goes to the dickhead in the suit. A basic rehash of every other “loser makes good” movie, the first half hour is perhaps the worst movie I have seen this year. Fortunately (for the movie and the audience) it gets better. There are a cou- ple of jokes that hit like sledgehammers. The Steve Buschemi (Mr Pink, of Res- ervoir Dog fame) cameo is particularly hilarious - nigh worth the pri: mission alone (though only o1 day). The incongruity with this this: Sandler is its biggest liat is also one of its biggest st Sandler’s style of humor is plined. Hilarious at times, there stretches where one can only jawed and ponder what the pc At best a Tuesday night m is not for the weak stomache are enough nuggets to make tt joyable movie, but you gc through a lot of dross to find