Bit ehtO: tesla: Presentamaner Ad 7982 EDITORIAL There has been much talk recently about education: its role in our society, and whois entitled to receive an education in the first place. A few years ago, there was a television show called Max Headroom: 20 Minutes Into the Future. In one particular episode, a man who was obviously not in a position of either wealth or stature was arrested for showing an educational video to some of the neighbourhood children, a video for which he did not pay. As he was led away handcuffed into the waiting police van, he shouted at the magistrate who was overseeing the operation, "You can't do this! Education is a right!" The magistrate's cool response: "Only for those who can pay." This séems to be the very situation in which weas a society presently find ourselves,as both governments, post-secondary administrations and educated alike suggest that the only people who are deserving of an education are those who can eitheraffordit financially or whose pastmarksareabovea pre- determined standard. Government funding for education is continually being decreased; classés are continually being scaled down or even cut entirely; and inevitably more and more students are being turned away. Asa society we also seem to be misinterpreting the very meaning of the word ‘education’. One dictionary meaning of the verb ‘educate' is 'todevelop and cultivate mentally and morally,’ a task which far exceeds mere job training. Obviously the demand for continuing educationis there; itseems ludicrous todeny these people that which is not only what they want, but is also theirs by right. By placing restrictions on access to education, Douglas College is in effect placing students' futures in jeopardy, like a bureaucratic Wheel of Fortune: ‘Sorry, student x, looks like you've landed on Lose A Turn. Oh well, better luck next year. Students must take action to let Douglas College administration know how they feel, and try to fight this trend. The consequences are far too serious to do otherwise. PCSS RE douglas college's auto student paper - si 1976 = September 30, 1992 TheOther Pressis Douglas College'sautonomous studentnewspaper since 1976. Being autonomous means neither the Douglas College Students’ Society or the College administration can tell the Other Press what to print. Only you, the students, can decide what goes in the paper by helping out. Wereceive our funding froma student levy collected from youevery semester at registration, and also from local and national advertising revenue. The Other Press is a member of the Canadian University Press, a cooperative of almost 50 student newspapers from across Canada. We adhere to CUP’s Statment of Common Principles and Code of Ethics. The Other Press reserves the right not to publish anything sexist, racist, homophobic, or against the principles of good taste. Letters received by the Other Press should be a maximum of 300 words, typed, and contain the name, program of study, and student number of the writer (although the latter canbe withheld upon request). The Other Press reserves the right to edit for space constraints. And double-check your spelling and grammar: letters are printed uncorrected. The collective is final arbiter of disputes. PHONE - 525-3542 FAX - 527-5095. Staff This Issue We quibbled over food, what to order and who to order from. One staffer was a vegetarian, one was known to puke, and the rest were reasonably passive. Tony Sousa dibbled-dabbled on the computeras Tara Campbell became defensive over a happy Chris”macaroon” MacLaren who wandered in and out between classes. Elaine Leong ventured down to Chicago Tonight to get a story on ladies night, but the club was closed, and anyhow, Angus Adair beat her to it. Mark Foster commented on the red spots which danced around the boom box. Little did he know it was the ghost of Gord Belec, who had eaten some bad pizza and decided to haunt those stupid production martyrs. Tim decided to kill the giant, mutant fly sitting on his chair, but on realizing “Harry” knew the answer tolife, the universeand everything, decided he wasen’tsuchabad fly after,, all. Byrun Stedmann became increasingly warped as the night went on. Angela Chiotakos, who ventured out to her car around 2:00 am, wa: locked out for a short while ‘cause a security guard ignored her banging on the door’. Sean Veley demonstrated a natural talent for dancing and expressed his inexplicable love for The Mr. T oe while Mario Drakos came in to do some work after she had been shot down in her Criminology class. Adrienne Merlo came in to type up an epitaph for an old friend, and Ryan Cousineau had declared himself a bastion o conservatism. Hilary Allan declared herself a republican anarchist, bu didn’t know what it meant. Deanne Vanessen ,confused and sedated, made contact with the underworld, but hung up on hearing the ca would cost .25 cents a minute. Delusions and delirium ran rampant o Tuesday night production, then subsided into cramped: -slumber : a * ZZ ZZZZZZZZLZLLZZZZZZZZZ . Senrererer 09. 199° the Other Press Other Letters Stop Whining and Support Reg Policy! Ican’tbelieve “The Other Press” allowed the article “Student Demoralized By Registration” on its front pageletalonein the paperatall. Another letter along the same lines was allowed on page six. What whining! The front page article describes student Rob Romo’s unfortunate plight with Douglas’s new G.P.A. priority system for registration. Poor Rob hasa G.P.A. of 1.9. What are we supposed to do, Rob? Shall our education system settle for mediocrity? If anything, education inB.C. needs toincreaseits standards. ‘Wake up, Rob! The real world, with an increasingly poor economy, is becoming more competitive than ever. Whatare you going todo when a prospective employer passes you over for someone with a higher G.P.A.? If you wrote the Sun or the Province tocomplain, they'd tell you exactly what I’ll tell you now. Those who work hard at achieving a high G.P.A. are more deserving and will be looked at more seriously by employers. Rob’s quote, “I want to come here and get my courses and getthehellout”,demonstrates exactly what kind of student he is. Inregards toPatrickLawrence’s letter “Enrollment Policy Affects Student's Future”, the seven spelling mistakes speak for themselves. Patrick ee on the “political- correctness” bandwagon by crying discrimination and includes himself with others not able to make the grade., He then adds that the financially unfortunate areincluded. Hell, I’m poor and nobody has discriminated against me! Patrick, why don’t you start your own politically correct interest group. I'll proof read your newsletters. The enrollment policy is more pena as fair. It helps to increase s ds in our educational system while making our graduates more competitive for future employment. Sure, it would benice to bejudged on attributes like interpersonal skills, imagination, or social sensitivities, buthow objective andaccuratecould that be? As for now, the G.P.A. priority system is, in all probability, the most accurate system for measuring academic achievement. The most appropriate advice for students like Rob and Patrick isto try a little harder. As for the “Other . Press”, try to look beyond stories of self-pity,and giveussomereal news. Peter Sabourin Collectivenote:.Wewouldbehappy if you dropped by room 1020 to help write some real news. Marching with Mulroney The latest “make or break the nation” constitutionalaccord, Meech Lakell, was announced Aug.20,1992. Those who op the package were, Brian Mulroney declared, “enemies of Canada.” Joe Clark said, “the day of Judgment is at hand.” Thus the nation, where nota soul has seen the text of the document, were warned — by the men who had sold rhe Other Canada to the U.S. under the FTA and who are at this moment upgrading that sale under the NAFTA. Why was this most sweepi constitutional change since 1867 necessary? According to the government - and its cheerleaders in the “opposition” - constitutional amendments were required because Quebec was “left out” of the constitutionin 1982. Inrealityin1981, 73 of 75 M.P.’s from Quebec voted for the repatriated constitution. In Quebec’slegislature the Liberal party voted for it. It was rejected by the PQ. vernment whose stated reason for ing was to take Quebec out of Canada. A Gallup poll in Quebec (LA Press, June 19, 1982) found only 16% opposed the new constitution. Nor were there demands from Quebec for further changes to the constitution when Mulroney came to power in 1984 . In the 1990s, polls haveconsistently shown thatless than 10% of Quebecers see theconstitution as a national priority. The ledconstitutionalcrisis has been deliberately created by Mulroney todestabilize the Canadian Confederation. What Canadians are experiencing is an orchestrated campaign to create a sound and fury that will divert public attention from the destruction of the Canadian economy and the transfer of its sovereignty to the U.S. And, if possible to preserve enough of Mulroney's Quebec base to ensure his re-election. Thisdocumentgoes well beyond MeechLakelin handing new powers to the already bloated provinces. There is to be no more Canadian culture, from now onit’sB.C. culture, Saskatchewanculture or Nova Scotia culture. The new Senate, instead of providing protection for the smaller provinces, will, wheninconflict with the House of Commons, sit in a joint session and be easily swamped by the newly expanded House (36 more members from Ontarioand Quebec). The people can’t, apparently, be trusted to elect their own senators, so the premier pf Quebec gets toappoint them.Eachprovincereceives theright to pull out of national cost shared programs, set up their own and receive federal funds for doing so. There will be no new national s in the new Canada. The abhorrent notwithstanding clause (sec. 33) which allows Ottawa and each province to override the basic legal fights of citizens contained in the Charter of Rights — forced into the constitution by power grubbing western pretaiers in 1981 — has not been abolished; it has now also been given to the new native elite to use as they see fit. To top it off each province has received the right of veto over any further institutional change thereby casting in stone this self serving document — the prime minister’s new election platform — where it will hang in perpetuity like a millstone around the necks of future generations. And what of her Majesty’s loyal opposition, those elected and paid to oppose? As with Meech Lake 1, they are marching in lock step with Mulroney. The liberals in their ongoing rush to betray the legacy of Pierre Trudeau, have rolled over offering their throats to Mulroney in submission. Nancy Riche, president of the NDP, a party which regularly .the country, pr6fesses its commitment tonational programmes, Rha ized Aug. 24, that Joe Clark has made her want to “vote Tory”. The “‘new” premiers, Harcourt, Romanow and Rae, the ink scarcely dry on their elections promises to fight “the Mulroney agenda,” now sing with him in exactly thesamekeyas Vander Zalm, Devine and Peterson before them and with precisely the same lack of mandate from the electorate to mangle the constitution. Native leaders, who in 1990 cenit were ing Meech Lake to save aoe aren now emerged, reincarnated as salesmen (and women) for Brian Mulroney’s demolition of Canada. They have received large, new powers for themselves including a whole new level of government without a hint of checks and balances, without any system of accountability to rank and file natives, and with the power to override the Charter of Rights whenever ordinary Indians question this new, Canadian apartheid. Theseconstitutional changes will weaken the east-west ties that bind Canadainorder tofacilitate the north- southbonds of free trade. 18thcentury Poland gave each noble veto power over decisions in its parliament. The resulting paralysis led ultimately to Poland’s absorption by Prussia, Russiaand Austria. Canada islocked into the economic embrace of the most powerful nation ever known. The last thing it needs is the destruction ofits existing constitution. David Orchard national chairperson of Citizens Concerned About Free Trade No Sex Please, We’re Siudenis Inyour September 1,1992article titled “the Sexual Politics of Birth Control” you fail tomention the best, 100% guaranteed method of preventing accidental pregnancies and STD's. DON’T HAVE SEX!! Yes, That’ sright, theancientbirth conrtol method of ABSTINENCE. People do live without “getting layed” for extended periods of time, and in a more comfortable manner than those who contract STD’s or become accidentally pregnant. Consider ALL the alternatives before it’s too late. Jay Kennedy Bus & Comm,UT Il Have a Nose to Pick With You Hey you snots! Why do you continually waste our time? the hell is Tundra Woman? Why the hell should I care? She's just aninvention of communist idealism. I'm sick of you P.C. liberals trying tocram theenvironmentdown my throat. I'm sick of your lame'o stories, when are you going to start being journalists and quit being opagandists. To all of youl senda heart -felt PISS OFF! name withheld