Sonam Kaloti Arts Editor Many boyfriends and girlfriends are great to have. Genderfluid—and you could be straight if we didn't date. Cards off? Fine, a soulmate and a schoolmate buying real estate: my weekends and weekdays. I orchestrate these pretty boys with poise and perforate the noise, confusion, and jealous heart rate contusions threatening us all with hate. Who to bring to Christmas? To celebrate? To call? It’s not eight ball, there’s a teammate. Switch so they won't suffocate from my weight, with less days each so they can tolerate how much love I need to resuscitate. I’m worth it (I hope) to infatuate. onam Kalot