Dr. Sex: SD, your husband is a normal man! Dr. Fairchild: Well, SD, no one can blame you for your oral sex hesitation... Dr. Sex: ... yeah, no one wants jungle breath!! Dr. F: There could be a number of reasons for your husband’s foul odor. Dr. S: Has he washed the sour sauce out of his folds lately? aluring Dr. Stephen Sex & Dr. Marilyn Fairchild Dr. F: Yes, that would be the first thing I would check. If your husband is uncircumcised, then he may not be cleaning his foreskin properly. But cleanliness might be the easy answer. There are actually medical conditions that cause crotch rot, and your husband might need doctor’s treatment. Dr. S: Yeast and fungal infections may also cause tang-wang and snuff-muff, so although bringing it up with your husband will cause you discomfort; it may be good for his health. Dr. F: The same advice goes for women. All folds of the body generate slight odours, but if things start getting offensive, something could be wrong. Dr. S: So remember, even if you just think it’s just silly-willy or fussy-pussy, get it checked by a medical professional. Your husband may have stench-bench because he is dunking his junk in your funk! Dr. F: Well I wouldn’t start Dear Dr. Sex: My husband seems like a normal man. He works all day, and supposedly showers when he gets home around dinnertime. Well, Dr. Sex, I say supposedly because I hear the water running, and he comes out of the bathroom wet. Sometimes he even washes his hair...but I don’t believe he is washing everything...properly. You see, at night when we get busy, he stinks- down there. That is NOT hot! I overheard him talking to a friend, and he was complaining that I never suck him off anymore-but how can I? I’ve tried to hint to him about his smell, but he just doesn’t get it. How do I deal with this? Stinky Dinky blaming our writer, Dr. Sex. But do stay aware of the changes in your own body. Also, be open to others that might be trying to help. 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