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Hey there,

So, presumably you are all settled in and stuff
by now. You know where your classes are, and
more importantly where all the local pubs are,
and you've already began to justify Roce mniereri te
ing on your assignments. Good for you. Well,
now that that’s out of the way, you no longer
have any excuses not to come and visit us at the
OP. We're really nice. We like to sing songs and
pre each other cookies.

Plus, that Colin guy is a real card, and once
you get to know him you realize that his love of
little people really does come from the heart.
So, there’s no need to pummel us with hate mail
over his article in this week’s Opinions section.

A&E gal Kali Thurber is always fun to hang
out with too. She’s got her finger on the pulse
of the Lower Mainland’s cultural vein. This
week she wrote about Napoleon Dynamite, Bjork,
and the Block Party at Victory Square. Whew!
She TS ol Olel@) cool.

Oh the adventures we have down in our lit-
tle dungeon of an office in Room 1020. One
time, Darren, the Sports Guy, came in with his
shoelace untied, and Brandon from News was
like, “Hey, Darren. Your shoelace is untied.”
No, kidding. And that’s just one example of the
kind of crazy things that happen around here.
The stories I could tell.

But you don’t have to take my word for it,
come and witness the zaniness for yourselves.
We all get together for a back-slapping, high-
five session every Thursday night at 6pm (in
Room 1020), why not put that homework on
the backburner for another night and c’mon

down and join us? We'll save you a cookie.

Hugs and Kisses,

\mandaAikman

P.S. Mad props to whomever is responsible for
the Atkins Bars in the vending machines this

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