www.theotherpress.ca Opinions. Lenten retreat Pope Benedict resigns By Eric Wilkins, Staff Writer sateen in high school, I was on the verge of converting to Catholicism. I would pray morning and night, before meals, and sometimes just because I felt like it. I’d study readings thoroughly and memorize Catechism questions like there was no tomorrow. But in spite of my strong feelings for the faith, there were always some things that tripped me up: Holy Eucharist was probably the main one, but one of my more difficult struggles was deciding just what was appropriate to give up for Lent. What was too much? What was too little? It’s a good thing that I’m no longer at that stage, because the bar was just set excessively high when Benedict XVI gave up being the Pope for Lent. Admittedly, that last line is a stretch at best, but it’s just as absurd as the reality. Popes just don’t step down. It’s simply not done. Being Pope has always been viewed like marriage: “till death do us part.” In this marriage, however, the ideal is supposed to be upheld and divorce isn’t really an option. To emphasize that point, the last Pope to resign was Gregory XII almost 600 years ago in 1415. Gregory XII’s resignation was entirely different from Benedict XVI's, though, since there were two anti-Popes at the time in addition to Gregory XII and all three needed to give up their positions in order for the Church to move forward. Before that, there were eight (there’s some disagreement over this number, but the figure is anywhere from four to 10) other Popes who left the papacy, but again, there were very different circumstances that necessitated their resignations including persecution, exile, and corruption. Coming back to Benedict XVI himself, there are endless rumours swirling about why he’s throwing in the towel. Some suggest that there is an arrest warrant waiting for him due to the child rape atrocities. Others say that a recent report about homosexual affairs and fraud in the Vatican is what is driving Benedict XVI out. There are endless variations on these stories, but none of them are complimentary in the least. The Pope is consistently painted as a man running from Shaken by the shake Is the Harlem Shake’ the worst viral trend to date? By Keating Smith, Staff Writer LS: go back to this time last year and revisit the viral trend that everyone was sharing. Before “Gangnam Style” and Kony 2012, it was the Shit ____ Say fad. Remember this? Thousands of videos teasing anyone and anything for their words and actions flooded the Internet in short two to three- minute videos. Some of them were done extremely well, and others not so much. It's fair to judge these now ancient videos as being quite humorous, despite the production and editing—or lack thereof— because the trend was so diverse in the ways in which it was presented to us, the viewers. Here we are, 12 months later, and the same sort of viral trend has arisen on the Internet—only this time it’s known as the Harlem Shake. In case you live under a rock, several teenagers in Australia under the YouTube user name TheSunnyCoastSkate originally uploaded the video on February 2; their video has received nearly 15 million views to date. This sparked a worldwide phenomenon, with over 12 thousand videos uploaded and 44 million views to date, each re-enacting the 30-second video using the same sound clip from DJ and Producer Baauer’s track, “Harlem Shake.” But the characteristics of Pope Benedict XVI leads his last Angelus prayer at the Vatican | Photo courtesy of Osservatore Romano/ Reuters his troubles. While there may be some truth to this, one must keep in mind that the world has a penchant for picking on Catholicism. With a history rich in scandal and corruption, the Church hasn’t exactly helped its case; nevertheless, when almost 20 per cent of the world is Catholic, the odds are quite good that there are more than a few bad apples in there, the Harlem Shake videos that place them on a lesser scale when compared to others is the lack of creativity: two cuts of video are divided by a change in the beat of the song halfway through, with people going from lethargy or normality to crazy pumping, humping, and dancing nonsense. If ] wanted to see this, I would go to a frat house party, instead. When comparing the Harlem Shake to, say, “Gangnam Style,” I would give Psy the credit of creating a catchy song anyone could have fun with—including your grandparents and the thousands who re-enacted the video, and who spent time planning out a video lasting more than 30 seconds. Filmmaker Chris McGuire traveled to Harlem to ask residents of the Manhattan and there’s only so much one can do about it. With that in mind, in Benedict XVI's own (translated) words, he’s relinquishing the papacy because, “After having repeatedly examined my conscience before God, I have come to the certainty that my strengths, due to an advanced age, are no longer suited to neighborhood their thoughts of the video. Most of them had never seen the video until it was played for them while being interviewed. The majority agreed that it’s not the actual Harlem Shake, and found associating the name of the original dance move with the video to be disgraceful. “This would be another vehicle for America to take off on and make money on, and I’m sure there will be some corporate person somewhere that’s gonna capitalize on this by putting money into it, and it’s going to take off,” said one man who was interviewed. While the Harlem Shake that residents performed for McGuire's camera doesn’t look entirely different from what is being repeated across the world, one thing residents advocated an adequate exercise of the Petrine ministry.” When I first read his reason, I almost wished that some of the hearsay was true. Hanging it up because he doesn’t think he’s strong enough? Popes usually die on the job. Unless Benedict XVI passes away in the very near future, his excuse will look flimsy indeed. against was associating pseudo actions of homosexuality with the name Harlem Shake. Finally, judging by the thousands of comments on YouTube and other message boards, the overall reaction to our latest and greatest viral trend is negative. Have we become so overwhelmed with videos on the Internet that we can now only stand to watch something less than a minute in duration? Have our attention spans shortened to the point where investing our time in watching something that took time and planning has no more value than a bunch of people acting out their innermost ADHD feelings for the world to see? If this is the case, then the future of viral videos might just be an embarrassing portrayal of humanity and our creative side. 15