HE wHO WALKS BEHIND THE BENCHES hy are we so obsessed with We figures that when they retire we must watch ever moment of their lives ever caught on film? Wayne Gretzky is gone and John Elway followed him into the land of retirement one week later, but instead of letting these heroes of the ice and gridiron fade into the annals of sports history we, the fans, were bombarded-with their lives until we were numb. Really, do we need to see Gretzky falling on his ass as a seven- year-old in pee wee hockey, or Elway in grade eight, struggling to hold onto a ball that’s as long as his fore- go gracefully arm? Those moments are for the fam- ilies of the athletes to enjoy, they shouldn't be paraded out for millions of viewers to see because, honestly, most people probably don’t care. Do we also need to see the retiring player's press conference nine thou- sand times? Gretzky's “Kanata Conference” after the Ottawa game was shown at least three times by SportsNet and that wasn’t including the hundreds of sound bites from that conference that were shown on highlight programs like Sports Desk. If someone had actually sat down and watched that press conference every time SportsNet put it on the air, they could probably recite it back to you verbatim. Port M John’s 2404 St oody,B.C. Street page 24 the Other Press May 1999 What we really need to do, as sports fans, is to switch off. Show the networks and the newspapers that we want to remember these people in our own way, instead of the way that some producer of one of the infinite number of highlight shows wants us to remember them. We all have our own memories, like Elway’s “The Drive” to beat the Browns or Gretzky scoring 200 points not once, but four times; and if some of us are to young to remember certain great feats that these masters performed, so be it. That’s what the history books are for. Being force-fed another person's achievements doesn’t make them thai much better, it makes the accom- plishments that much cheaper.