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> Prime Minister Trudeau tours the United States

Jake Wray
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rime Minister Justin Trudeau

has embarked on a high-pro-
file tour of the United States after
his highly successful state visit
with President Barack Obama.

Officials from the White
House set Trudeau up with an
American Express Centurion
card, a year’s supply of Gogurt,
and a free iPad for the trip that
will see the Prime Minister and
his entourage make a number
of special stops including a
visit to Disneyland, a tour of
Area 51, and a chance to hang
out with rapper Snoop Dogg.

A source at the White
House, who wished to remain
anonymous because they were
not authorized to speak to
media, told the Other Press that
Obama wanted to give Trudeau
the full American experience.

“We said to Justin, ‘Clear your
schedule because you are going
to have a blast. He and Barack are
thick as thieves, and it just made
sense to show him all the cool
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Beverly Hills, Trudeau’s chief of
staff Katie Telford said the prime
minister is really, really excited.

out all the stops for this one.”
The first stop on the tour is
Los Angeles, where Trudeau will
visit the set of Star Wars Episode
VIII, sit court-side at a Lakers

the Prime Minister’s wife,

said from Ottawa that she
wasn't sure why Trudeau didn’t
invite his family on the trip.

“I don’t really care about
going on the tour myself, but
he could have at least brought
the kids. I mean, he’s going to
Disneyland, for fuck’s sake,”
said Grégoire-Trudeau.

Rapper Snoop Dogg,
who is hiding in a closet on
Trudeau’s jet with an MTV
camera crew, is planning to
surprise the Prime Minister.

“It’s gonna be reeeeal good.
Justin is my boy right here,
he’s gonna legalize the marry-
hwanna up there in Canada, so
I'ma bust out of this closet when
he’s least expectin’ and give
him a good laugh,” said Dogg.

After Los Angeles, the
Trudeau contingent will head
to Nevada where they will
hang out in Vegas and hit the
casinos for a couple days, before
touring Area 51. White House
officials promise that visiting the
classified military site will “blow
the Prime Minister’s mind.”

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“This is an absolutely
unbelievable opportunity,
and one that he is so grateful
to have been given,” said
Telford. “Personally, [am
looking forward to skipping
the lines at Disneyland.”

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