Darren Paterson, Sports Editor ou know, these are upsetting y times, and with all that’s going on, I’m very happy to have this outlet for my feelings. Thanks to this little column, I am able to ground myself and vent my emotions by reflecting upon the down side of sports. And for this edition, I would like to ask why it is that “professional” ath- letes—that is to say, athletes whose main goal in life involves sport, and who com- pete at the highest possible levels of sport—still end up making questionable decisions outside of their athletic lives. And I’m not just talking about the athletes who are stupid enough to do steroids, because while that is definitely a question- able decision, at least the reason is clearly defined (to get ahead). The people I’m talking about are the athletes that get sucked into the “glamour life” that comes with their million-dollar paycheques. Why is it that athletes like Theoren Fleury sacrifice their careers for an addic- tion to drugs? Why is it that athletes like Dany Heatley drive drunk? Why is it that athletes like Dennis Rodman squander away their money on trinkets and baubles? Why is it that athletes like Mike Danton plot to kill their agents who won them their money? Well... admit that Danton’s case is a unique one. But my point remains the same. Why do these athletes, who are so disciplined in their athletic lives, do such idiotic things in their personal lives? My favourite example is that of Michael Phelps. Phelps, for those of you don’t know, is a 19-year-old American who won a record eight medals in the Athens Olympics with six of them made of gold. And I guess he was pretty pleased with himself because, to celebrate, he went out and got shitfaced before getting in his car and going for a drive. Luckily for everyone else, Phelps, in his inebriated state, was stopped by a state trooper after he ran a stop sign. But why did an athlete, who set such an amazing standard at the highest possible level of competition, go out and do something as stupid as driving drunk? And don’t tell me it was a mistake of youth, because, when I was 19, I didn’t have nearly as disciplined a lifestyle as he has, but I still managed to avoid drunk driving. No, youth had little to do with Phelps’ mistake. I believe that the real problem has two roots. One is that athletes who devote their lives to success in their sport miss out on things like having fun with their friends. So, when they succeed at their athletic goals, they naturally want to catch up on what they missed. And, sadly, this usually includes drugs and alcohol. So, when a guy like Michael Phelps—who likely spent his entire teenage life going from the pool, to his school, to his home—completes his goal and wins six Olympic gold medals, the first thing he does to catch up on what he missed is go out and get drunk. Which leads to the sec- ond problem: athletes find themselves with the time and money when necessary to make impor- tant life decisions, they also find themselves without the knowledge of how to make the right decisions. This problem is reinforced by the coaches, teachers, and parents of the athletes. These are the people who are supposed to be provid- ing children with the tools necessary to make smart choices in life, and yet they this instead focus on teaching neglect duty and the athletes how to succeed within their sport alone. Parents keep telling their kids to win, win, win. Coaches tell them how to win. Teachers give them leeway so that they'll have time to win. But nobody tells them what to do after they win. And if we ever want to see an end to athletes making dumb life choices, then someone in this process is going to have to take the time and make the effort to ensure that athletes are just as smart and disciplined in the real world as they are in the sporting world. And, the fact that that doesn’t always hap- pen, represents, to me, the down side of sports. Darren Paterson, Sports Editor ell, there’s really nothing hap- pening on the NHL front, and . since I’m likely to only receive one more newsworthy story from that league, I'd like to use the space normally reserved for Canucks/Lockout Corner to highlight what I think is the next best GhEPPPeSs tH league right now, the NBA. So let’s get started, shall we? Boy, the NBA has really been shaken up with all the player transactions lately, and the power structure has really changed. Of course, this was to be expected, but what nobody expected was that Steve Nash and the Phoenix Suns would be leading the league with a 31—5 record despite their lack of a big guy down low. Nash, with his league-leading 11.1 assists per game, has powered the Suns to a surprising run with the help of three-point ace Quentin Richardson and emerging superstar Amare Stoudemire. Another player who has made a big impact on his new team is Shaquille O’Neal, who, along with Dwayne Wade, has helped the Miami Heat to a 28-10 record, good enough for first place in the East. But Shaq’s old pal and teammate Kobe Bryant has been doing an okay job by himself, and is second in the league in points scored and points per game. Another trade that made a big splash was Vince Carter from the the Unexpectedly, the Raptors seem to Raptors to have benefited from this deal more than New Jersey. This is thanks to the emergence of Chris Bosh and Morris Peterson, who have picked up the slack and made the Raptors look like a strong team. What was not surprising was that Vince Carter, in his first game for the Nets, went down with an injury to begin his tenure. The team that’s where it’s supposed to be right now is the Atlanta Hawks, who are 6—26 behind the expansion Charlotte Bobcats (8-23). The team that’s not where it’s supposed to be in the standings is the Phoenix Suns. But a lot can change before our next issue, so if you Toronto New Jersey Nets. get a chance then you should take som time to watch Nash and th Suns play—they hav made basketball wor watching again. JahUary = 18/2005