Arts. Have an idea for a story or review? Contact the editor at arts@theotherpress.ca By Steven Cayer, Contributor nC he story of Hansel and Gretel has been told many times over the years, but the overall idea is that they found a house that was made of candy, a witch tried to eat them, and then they killed her. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (released January & ni r Fost" be ed haa nae FE ; * —_—— ey 25) takes the twisted tale and twists it until you start feeling sore. Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel’s (Gemma Arterton) lives start out with the traditional story. The movie, however, takes a turn and ages them into adulthood, when they now spend their days hunting and gruesomely killing some nasty witches. If you’re in the mood for a something ridiculous and don’t care about good acting, story, or projected blood flying at your face, you'll have a good time. If you're looking for something of a higher quality though, pick a different movie. Much of this movie reminded me of 2005’s The Brothers Grimm. The big difference is that director Tommy Wirkola doesn’t play Hansel and Gretel’s seriousness for laughs— although that might not stop you from laughing anyway. By Parker Thompson, Contributor HOSS wo years have passed since the Arts Club welcomed Kide the Cyclone to its Revue stage on Granville Island. Taking a leap of faith by self-producing their run, the Victoria-born musical was well received by sold out Vancouver audiences. The popularity of the show has only amplified since, and together with the Arts Club and PuSh Festival, Ride the Cyclone will be here until February 16 at the Granville Island stage. eo a Bue bli nt Still of Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton in Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters| Photo courtesy of Paramount Pictures Ride the Cyclone is an unforgettable carnival ride musical This eccentric musical is about a teenage choir group from Uranium, Saskatchewan that died in a freak roller coaster accident. Beyond the grave, these unlucky kids are gathered together by Karnack, the witty fortune-telling machine, to compete in a bizarre game of fate. Featuring five of six original The Cave isnt one to get lost in By Angela Espinoza, Arts Editor gy wy wr eveloped by Double Fine Productions and published by Sega, The Cave (released 6 January 23) seemed to have all its eggs in the right basket. Unfortunately, despite some very cool offerings, it’s not all it could have been. In The Cave you are presented with seven spiffy-looking characters, all of which will alter the game somewhat (although play time should consistently be between two and four hours): The Time Traveler, The Scientist, The Knight, The Adventurer, The Hillbilly, The Monk, and The Twins (they count as one). Each character presents a different skill that will make your current game one step easier. Once picking three characters, the rest is all up to fate. cast members, the actors moved together seamlessly for each dance piece, their vocal strength flourished, and the story was wonderfully driven by the talent on stage. The musical variety between the show’s numbers, from passionate burlesque to angst-driven rap, made it even more enjoyable. But while use of flashy costumes and set The game’s artwork and voice acting really are the best aspects. As for the puzzle solving, while always silly, it’s not as fun as it could have been. Depending on your ability to put ridiculous objects to use in a ridiculous situation, you may or may not have a great time. Although this isn’t one of pieces stole the spotlight a little from the cast, the designs were effective for the far-fetched show. Ride the Cyclone is a clever musical put together by some very special artists. Since its inception, the show’s success has grown steadily across Canada, with the possibility of a US tour in the near future. Catch Ride while you can! Double Fine’s better works, one saving grace is that there is co-op. Play with two other folks—this option may be the fine line between an awesome play through and a mediocre experience.