ey tee ee heen meee E Bird. Gentlemen prefer ‘Blonde’ Cape Diamond isn’t a girl’s best friend on Coeur de Pirate’s latest By Angela Espinoza, Arts Editor don’t exactly speak French, and [= I try, it becomes.a noticeably less pretty language. So how Quebec singer Coeur de Pirate (“Pirate Heart”), otherwise known as Béatrice Martin, fell into my radar I’m not sure. My best guess would be her guest credit on Bedouin Soundclash’s last album... and I don’t even know how that’s in my radar. But I digress; how does Coeur de Pirate’s sophomore remember: Google Translate is a wonderful thing. Here we get into “Danse et danse” (“Dance and dance”); following along the lines of the previous track, the speaker is basically stating that if he’s going to dance without her, she’s going to dance without him too. “Golden Baby” features some pleasantly upbeat piano and drum work, although it too is about a rocky. relationship. Then there’s my absolute favourite track, “Ava,” a cautionary jukebox tale about Ava, the song’s subject, as she’s warned not to fall too hard in love. By this point, you’ve probably “Martin’s created something beautiful here; a song for every type of relationship coupled with a song for any type of setting—all communicated to the listener in French.” album Blonde hold up? If you’ve ever heard the 1964 France Gall song “Laisse tomber les filles,” which is better known in English as April March’s 1995 cover “Chick Habit,” then you’re already on the right track. Blonde, which is also a French term for ‘girlfriend,’ is a nonstop ‘60s-style romance/revenge romp, largely inspired by “Laisse tomber les filles” (according to a National Post interview with Martin), which you can hear almost the whole way through. The album starts with “Léve les voiles” (“Set sail”), a brief hymn that innocently casts us off into a sea of what soon becomes a retro-pop paradise. From there we approach “Adieu,” which is appropriately about the supposed speaker tossing out her unfaithful beau. In case you were wondering how I know this, always gotten the point of the album; like everyone, Martin’s had her fair share of ups and downs in the realm of love, lust, and whatever else is out there. Blonde was Martin’s opportunity to release all her emotions about the subject, and the 22-year-old musician does so with an incredible amount of class. No whiney ballads about her boy problems and no trashy club songs about how hot she perceives herself to be. It’s a rather closed-minded if not shallow way of finding another level of connection to the album, but when the aforementioned is all you hear on the radio nowadays, it’s a point that needs to be made. Martin’s created something beautiful here; a song for every type of relationship coupled with a song for any type of setting—all communicated to the listener in French. Blonde is free to listen to on Martin’s website and can be purchased via iTunes. It’s beginning to look a lot like craftin’ times We take a visit to the Circle Craft Christmas Market! By Allie Davison, Staff Writer [T= days are getting shorter, colourful lights are appearing everywhere, and jingle bells are jingling. This can only mean one thing: Christmas is coming! And with Christmas comes the frantic and excessive task that everybody loves to hate. That’s right: it’s time to hit the stores and go Christmas shopping. Personally, I get awfully sick of spending hours browsing through the malls in hopes that something shiny will catch my eye. So this year I decided to branch out a little and check out a more unique venue for my shopping. The Circle Craft Christmas Market has been the go-to place for amazing Christmas crafts in Vancouver for 38 years. It is held at the Vancouver Convention Centre, and this year played host to 282 excellent vendors and their goods. This is not your average craft fair though; the goods available here ranged from handmade, and sometimes home spun, clothes (both for adults and children), fashion accessories, jewelry, candles, soaps, pottery, toys, food and, of course, Christmas decorations. Although I would love to describe in vast detail all of the treasures that I saw at the Market, unfortunately (due to time, word, and room constraints) that can’t happen. Instead, here are my top four favorite vendors from this year’s Circle Craft Christmas Market: West Coast Gnomes (www. westcoastgnomes.com) These guys are adorable. If possible, I would have bought them all and decorated my house with them; they’re just so cute! Taking inspiration from the beautiful island he lives on, artist Darrell J. Perfumo carves little gnomes, houses, leaves, and other forest elements out of stone and porcelain. His creations are probably the cutest things I saw that day at the Market. Alphabet Photography (www. alphabetphotography.com) Alphabet Photography is super cool. The artists here find letters in almost anything imaginable. For example, the letter “A” ranged from the Eiffel Tower, to a ladder, to the arch of a building; super cool stuff. For only $5 per letter, you can spell out your name, or any word, and have a super snazzy home décor item. Handspun Textiles by Noelle (www. noellehamlyn.com) Noelle’s featured product was a Pocket Book purse. These awesome and unique bags are made from vintage books or magazines that have since passed their time. Noelle uses the cover of each book for the sides of the purses, and uses other materials to bind them together into a fabulous accessory that’s both useful and adorable. Unfortunately, my budget didn’t stretch that far (the smallest of the purses was $90), so I bought one of the moleskin notes she had for sale instead (mine has a clipping from Rupert the Bear on the cover). Bad Girl Chocolates (www. badgirlchocolates.com) Bad Girl Chocolates was giving out samples of their delicious chocolate sauces when I stopped by their booth. It was probably some of the best chocolate I’ve ever had! These homemade chocolate sauces and bars are made right in Vancouver, and are vegan-friendly. Unfortunately, by the time I got to the booth, their stock was running a little low, but given a second chance I definitely would have picked up a box of their Classic Cream Caramels or Orange Spice Bars.