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by: Jud Lewis and Dawn Agno
on page 6&7 of this issue of the

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600 years of oppression;
of that five hundred years, for
the last 22 years, marijuana
prohibition has been in effect
(in Canada).

Whether or not
marijuana/hemp's
approximated 50,000 industrial
uses is a concern, or that , in
pulp and paper production , one
acre of hemp is equal to four
acres of trees, and produces
semi-annually as compared to
20 years is what we should
acknowledge (sic). Marijuana
also has therapeutic use in the
treatment of; asthma, eating
disorders, Parkinson's Disease,
nausea, hypertension, epilepsy,
et.al.

But, you can read that all

Capilano Courier.
Let's get cookin’
Let's bake... literally.

Pork and Beansand
Pot

1 large can (1 lbs., 13
oz ofpork and beans
1/2 cup of grass .
4 slices of bacon
1/2 cup of light
molasses
1/2 teaspoon hickory
salt

3 pineapple rings

Mix together in a
casserole, cover top
with pineapple and
bacon, bake at 350

degrees for about 45 minutes. would add alittle bit of holiday

Serves about six.

 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
  

Since Thanksgiving Bird stuffing
(that great colonial celebration

of oppression) is just around § oyng rye (healthy) bread
the corner, I thought that we eee

2 tablespoons
poultry seasoning

1/2 cup each of
raisins and almonds
1/2 cup celery

1/3 cup chopped
onions

3 tablespoons melted
butter

1/2 cup chopped
grass

2 tablespoons red
wine

Mix it all together
and stuff it.

And for dessert...
cheer.

grown cooking for the holiday weekend

Bananas Bread

1/2 cup shortening

2 eggs

1 teaspoon lemon juice

3 teaspoons baking powder
1 cup sugar

1 cup mashed bananas

2 cups sifted flour

1/2 cup chopped grass

1/2 teaspoon salt

1 cup chopped nuts

Mix the shortening and
sugar, beat eggs, and add to
mixture. Separately mix
bananas with lemon juice
and add to the first mixture.
Sift flour, salt, and baking
powder together, then mixall
ingredients together.

Bake for 1 1/4 hours at 375
degrees.

That's about it. Happy cooking
and don't forget to fight the

oppressor.

 

 

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He sees you when you're Is in Canada to stay copies of the Other Press. Read and if you mix hard liquor into it
sleeping : Our team wasn’t made of every gift before unwrapping. instead of water you get Electric
He knows with whom you Canucks 7) Go dashing through the Jello. Joy on Earth.
spend your nights But what the fuck snow. Naked. If you don't have any 6) A parking pass. Yeah we eC a
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