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Dear Dr. Sex,

      

 

Featuring
Dr. Stephen Sex
& Dr. Marilyn Fairchild

Off-Course Intercourse

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inadequate.

I’ve been an avid reader of your column for quite a while and, well, I’ve never
seetert your help more than now. As a het woman it’s hard for me to admit

“Dr Fairchild: Everything from t new medication to sleeping oneniee can take away
your urge for splooes:

_ Dr. Sex: How about your partner’s sac elasticity? I’ve heard droopy balls can also
Dr. Fairchild: Age can also play a factor in libido. If you are going through
menopause, hormone levels may be fluctuating widely. If you have a current
partner right now, it may be that his drive surpasses yours, and makes you feel

Dr. Sex: I think she said she doesn’t want anyone right now.

Dr. Fairchild: Just covering all bases, Dr. Sex.

Dr. Sex: Just keep it focused on home-base.

_ Dr, Fairchild: ere you had a bad experi sexual relations in the past or

   
  

 

 

 

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Neerah Goel
First-Year Applied Bookeeping

“No, I’ve never been. They’re late at night and I
have early classes. I also have safety concerns; I take
public transit and I don’t want to be roaming around

after dark if] don’t have to be,
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‘WORD ON THE STREET

“Have you ever attended a DSU Pub

Night?”

Derek Clarke-Mastin
Second-Year Business

“T have. There are a lot of young kids. I’m

considering going again; I hear there’s free pizza.”

 

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Greg Lee
Second-Year Accounting

“No, I’m too busy. I might go soon, though.”