humour / 22 People I can do without: The sequel » More people who need to rethink their lives Alex Stanton Staff Writer I common knowledge that go per cent of sequels to anything—be it a film, a book, or an article in your school’s paper—are Just not quite as good as the originals that spawned them. Sometimes, the sequel in question is acceptable, if still inferior to a noticeable degree; just as often : (okay, slightly more often), you encounter a sequel that is so horrific that you envy those existing in another version of reality where it stayed in the depths of hell where it belongs forever (or, at the very least, you try to get a refund). Now, as you can imagine, no matter how much effort I put into coming up with extremely mundane things 100 per cent certain that what youre reading is an improved list. You'll either find yourself laughing so hard you misplace : your sides, or you'll think it’s : so bad that you make a list of : your own for the sole purpose that piss me off, I’m not exactly of including me on it. Or you'll : find a happy medium. Either : way, it works out for me. 1. Movie-goers who feel the : need to repeat out loud a : funny line immediately after : it’s heard: Richard Roeper : didn’t have to sit through 22 : Jump Street two seats down : the aisle from some teenager : (presumably not old enough : to see 18A films yet) who could : : definitely make a career out of : being Jonah Hill’s professional : echo. Why should I? : 2. People who still repeat jokes : : from movies that are 10-15 years old: I may just lose the few marbles I have remaining theotherpress.ca : if someone I just met asks me : to do karate in the garage or if : some mouthy kid tries to insult : me by saying, “Derelick my : balls.” : 3. Jimmy Fallon. If that man : ever gets through a Saturday : Night Live sketch without him : giggling like a young girl and : breaking character, then I’m : going to assume hell has frozen : over. : 4. Music elitists: I have a friend : who generally dresses like a : normal early 20-something, : except for one shirt. The shirt : has big, blocky letters that : spell out, “My music taste is : : better than yours.” Definitely Image from gtsstatic.com : a humorous shirt, but music : elitism exists, and people who : engage in it are positively lame. 25. Unoriginality: I can’t help but honestly think less of those : who find even the slightest bit : of success with their art before : going on to milk their cash : cow. It’s a real shame. by Sarah Walker /WvaTS WRK’?! NENT | NO, ITS Jon Tar | Nov Excwep?! MLE You \ Most REAL Rowerlies = \ 00' BRANDEE! | iTS FINALLY ~ REAL: he ( WARIED AQOUT DONT LAST Foe MANY} saa FHIES |RSS “