By Laura Kelsey, Staff Photographer Greg Carlson First-year Audio much.” CONTINUED FROM PAGE 14 “To be honest, I haven’t looked into it "WORD ON THE STREET “What do you think about the proposed carbon tax?” James Penson First-year English “T haven’t read enough about it. I think it’s a good initiative but it’s too little, too late. The only reason the government is talking February 25, 2008 Pamela Findling Second-year Print Futures “T think it’s a good idea in theory, but I don’t think it will discourage people from driving.” about it is because it’s an election year.” Family Guy is ruining television, all of their sketches linked together, or at least flowed together, to create some sort of groove, as opposed to Family Guy’s disjointed series of flashbacks. Monty Python, despite being a sketch show, generally has a stronger plot structure than Family Guy as well, because Family Guy’s plots are so weak and provide absolutely no context to the vignettes. Hell, any one of Monty Python’s five- minute sketches has more structure and coherence that a whole episode of Family Guy, and the humour is better for it. Of course, Family Guy is not alone is spreading the plague of random. There are co-conspirators, and I think the one most deserving of hatred is Seth Green’s painfully lame Robot Chicken. Robot Chicken is like a 15-minute Family Guy (actually, I guess since it’s on the air less time that does make it better) acted out with action figures instead of cartoons. YouTube it; you’ ll find it’s all over that site. But like Family Guy, Robot Chicken is a show that does not take its audience seriously. Like Family Guy, it makes assumptions about the attention span of the average viewer, namely that we can’t handle a joke unless we get it in about half a second. If we have to think about it, it’s apparently not funny. Robot Chicken’s vignettes are just like Family Guy’s, except even shorter. The problem this presents, in my opinion, is that they’re trying to produce material that only adults would get in a format that only a child could enjoy. Their idiotic non-sequitors are always a direct parody of a TV show or movie from 10 years ago—a page right out of the Family Guy playbook. Robot Chicken may not seem like a rip-off of Family Guy but it’s unoriginal and stale in all the same ways Family Guy is, and makes all the same heartless assumptions about audience intelligence that Family Guy does. But it’s got action figures. So it must be funny, right? Oh, and don’t even get me started on that Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! bullshit. I’m not saying randomness shouldn’t be on TV at all, I’m just saying that a man can’t live off of bread and water alone. Some shows have taken unpredictable humour to great places, because there was something to back it up. A great modern example of this is Clone High. Clone High had many random elements and gags, but at its heart it was also an amazing satire of teen drama in movies that used random jokes and asides to help deconstruct the time-honoured formula of overwrought, self-important teen drama, exemplified by Degrassi and other programs. After all, it’s hard to take anyone’s problems seriously when something ridiculous involving a dolphin is happening behind them. As I’ve mentioned earlier, Monty and I blame you Python also often used random humour to great effect, because such jokes were always in the context of well-written, innovative sketches, social commentary, and hilarious comedic performances. Monty Python was a true maverick TV show because it was the show’s format that was random; Monty Python intended to tear up the lame “unrelated scene, applause, repeat” format sketch comedy has always relied on (just look at SNL) and make it into something that made viewers laugh; they pioneered the use of cold openings, they would put the end credits before the opening ones, and it was never the same in any episode. This is what randomness should be, and this is what Family Guy could never hope to be. only take this sort of thing for so hope), and eventually it will die a celebrated death. But my concern 1 what we will replace this type of humour with. Low-brow American sitcoms like Friends or That 70's Show? Late-night schmucks like Leno or Kimmel? Or maybe we'll just settle for another 78 million seasons of SNL, with each season crappier than the last—you know, the way it’s always been. Hopefully this won’t be the case, and I see some promise of better things. J In terms of late night viewing, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have always managed to keep things funny. Innovative new sitcoms like The Sarah Silverman Program, Arrested Development (rest in peace, gentle prince), and The Office have breathed new life into what was a stale and decrepit genre. South Park remains a strong cartoon (if you can handle the sometimes suffocating libertarian overtones), and Futurama is set to return this summer. And The Simpsons... well, The Simpsons is sort of like a lovable old dog. It can’t play fetch anymore, it can’t learn new tricks, but it’s comforting to have around, and you’d hate to see it quality, but then again, it ce’ more of a right to be on the 21