issue 09 / volume 41

I'd take that class!

» College courses that should be things

Allie Davison
Columnist

Sick of taking real(ly boring) classes every
semester? We explore the courses that wed
actually like to take. Douglas College—take
note!

he One-Night-Stand Walk of Shame
0301:

Course Code: SEX 0301
Faculty: Health Sciences
Department: Sex Culture
Credits: 8.0

Learning Format: Full-time, Classroom

: Typically Offered: All semesters, early morning.
: Stop in on the way home from that booty call!

Course Overview: An overview of the Walk of
Shame.

Course Content: The history of the Walk of
: Shame, Tips & Tricks to execute the perfect
: walk.

: Course Objectives: In this third-level course,

: we will cover the ins and outs of the Walk of

: Shame. Check your morals at the door, and

: take a seat in this interactive class to learn the
: famous “Hug & Roll” getaway technique, how
: to spruce yourself up in a jiffy so no one will

> know your Shame but you, and just where the
: Walk of Shame term came from.

 

humour // 23

Image from Thinkstock

 

Grammer Time
by Angela Espinoza

My dearest Kelsey,

I've held a secret for far too long, but I can’t go on like this any longer. I love you,

I have always loved you, and despite my best efforts, I’ve yet to meet someone
quite as amazing as you. So few actors of your caliber take the time to read and

respond to every one of their fan letters, and that alone says so much about what
a caring and loving person you are.

In my most private moments, when I can truly be honest with myself, I picture us

living up on a hill, in a little cottage, with five—no, six cabinets for all your

awards! But alas, it may never be...

Yours forever,

Kelsey Grammer