The Necessities of Life dead on arrival h, the joys of Canadian independent films. You —— can often be sure to expect slow, sentimental and non-confrontational epics, and The Necessities of Life is no exception. In fact, The Necessities of Life, directed by Benoit Pilon, was like watching a flower bloom, only later to realize you were actually only watching a weed open, not a rose, and had wasted your time waiting for something that could just never happen. The plot sets up the viewer to care passionately about the movie and its story, but instead of tears and laughs, it disappointingly delivers at best a slight smile. It all sounds so good on paper: Inuit clashes with whites and the story of our country is told through the eyes of one man, who becomes a metaphor for the struggle of thousands of aboriginals to keep their lands and their traditions in an ever-changing world. The story follows an Eskimo man, Tivii (Natar Ungalaagq), step by painful step as he journeys from Baffin Island to Quebec City to receive treatment at a sanatorium after falling ill with Tuberculosis. At the sanatorium he is faced with the challenges of struggling not only with a chronic illness, but with new customs, a new language and new responsibilities. In the process of the movie, Tivii tries new things, almost takes a nurse lover— she rejects his offer of sex (which is too bad, might have given some spice to the movie) and befriends another Inuk staying at the hospital. This small boy Kaki, helps Tivii out of a depression caused from guilt of not being able to hunt and provide for his family and an inability = ™» Ashley -\ Whillans f —. & entertainment to communicate in French. In addition to helping Tivii back to health, the boy becomes his confidant, translator and the audience for his endless Inuit stories until Tivii’s cure and the boy’s death separate the two forever. While I have to admit the story is extremely interesting from a historical standpoint and is the kind of story important to tell, if only to have record of Inuit stories on film, it is definitely not the sort of film to go see just for kicks. Here’s a medical lesson: Tuberculosis is a nasty disease, and there are too many gruesome scenes in the movie filled with blood, hacking, needles and bodily fluids. It is just too realistic in this department. Also, the plot really “hits the seal on the head” if you will, and sort of like the Titanic moving towards the iceberg, is slow, lumbering and its end can be seen for hours (and hours and hours) before it actually arrives. While I do appreciate the positive portrayal of the white nursing staff, who were nothing but kind and wonderful to the poor, confused and depressed Tivii, the story and momentum flat lined right from the get go and no matter what great lengths the filmmakers went to, to resuscitate the story —including adding hallucinations, a fat drunk guy, a sexy nurse and a rule-bending priest—this movie was DOA —dead on arrival. At best this movie is cute, endearing and educational, at worst dry, sad and a little gross—enjoyable for class credit perhaps, but I must admit it is not the most romantic film. Instead my advice is to read the plot summary, visit the website and then save your time and money by staying at home. Sorry Tivii, I love you and what you stand for, but for three hours of my time on a Friday night, it just isn’t worth the price of admission. ‘Pind. Vancouver scene seeing green despite economic drought By Ashley Whillans, Arts Editor hile most industries suffer, the entertainment industry has always boomed in times of recession and economic turmoil and this year’s downfall is no exception. Box office numbers are soaring and the number of productions in BC picking up—it is a great time to be in the biz. Not only are people spending more money seeing movies, but thanks to tax breaks and the low dollar, people and productions are also spending more money on making movies in Canada. In fact, according to the Minister of Tourism, Culture and Arts, Bill Bennett, spending on movie and TV production in B.C. shot up to $1.2 billion in 2008, an increase of more than $250 million over the previous year. BC Film Commission data show that total production spending and the numbers of projects in British Columbia in 2008 were up almost 30 per cent over 2007, with the majority of the increase in foreign feature film activity. “Our province continues to be a top location in the global film and television industries, with our stunning locations, skilled professional workforce and world-class motion picture infrastructure,” Bennett said in a news release. The productions not only benefit our province’s film industry employees, but other industries as well including hospitality industries such as hotel and restaurant businesses. “Even in these challenging economic times, the work we’ve put into strengthening and diversifying BC’s economy means that motion picture production and many other industries will continue to grow and thrive,” Bennett said. What this means to Vancouverites is that we will continue to be home to some big network shows such as Smallville and Stargate Atlantis, and thanks to tax breaks, American-based projects will continue to film north of the border, keeping our film industry and its subsequent periphery industries strong. 2009 already has a decent line up of shows set to begin filming such Hot Tub Time Machine—the new John Cusack movie, as well as the big budget sci-fi series from Fox starring Joshua Jackson entitled Fringe. There have been some setbacks and cancelled projects within Hollywood, such as the termination of a Hollywood- style adaptation of King Lear set to feature Keira Knightley as Cordelia and Anthony Hopkins as Lear. Despite this, Vancouver, otherwise known as Hollywood North, is going strong in the midst of the economic bust—and can look forward to a prosperous year ahead. So, with dozens of new projects slated to begin production in Vancouver in the next few months, don’t be surprised to run into a few celebs at the neighbourhood bar —who knows, maybe there’s even enough productions to steal fifteen minutes of fame, because, well, anything goes in the movie RURESra