issue 09 / volume 41

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» College courses that should be things

Allie Davison
Columnist

Sick of taking real(ly boring)
classes every semester? We
explore the courses that wed
actually like to take. Douglas
College—take note!

The Art of Drunk Dining 203:
Course Code: NOMNOM o105
Faculty: Drunk Sciences
Department: Arts

Credits: 2.0

Learning Format:
Classroom—Held in the New
Westminster campus lower
level café.

: Course Overview: The five
: Ws of drunk dining like a
: professional

: Course Content: Learn the

: difficult process of choosing

: the most delicious—yet most

: effective in not making you

: throw up—dining choices while
: you are intoxicated.

: Course Objectives: We will

: taste test some of the most

: popular drunk food selections.
: We will also cover which

: drunk dining venues to avoid,
: and which ones to check out.

: Also, learn when during your

: drunken night is the best time
: to indulge your drunk food

: fantasies (e.g. macaroni and

: Nutella), and when it’s time

: to say no to the food and go

Typically Offered: Lunch time! : directly to bed.

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