Neo: Welcome to the second half of the 1990’s. Only five or six years until the millennium, depending on who you ask...some chronologists say that the new century starts in the year 2000, others say not until the year 2001. But we digress, and anyway, there’s lots to think about here and now...like sticking to 1995’s New Year resolutions. Here’s a list of College employees’ promises to themselves...some of them are very practical, some are a little odd, and the last one in particular is way out there, but that’s what resolutions are all about, no? So here goes. Georgina Ferguson, Student Services. “To lose five pounds.” Marilyn Houlihan, Student Society. “To put a new roof on my house and repair the leaks.” Peggy Caughill, Student Services. “To start biking more.” Ginny Batke, Administration. “To be a grandmother. My daughter’s expecting in June!” Barb Bessey, Administration. “To grow more flowers and less weeds.” Al Atkinson, Administration. ““To refrain from anything in excess of moderation.” Christine Unterthiner, Public Information Office. “I’m definitely going south next year so that I don’t have to buy presents for everyone.” Adrienne Peacock, Biology. “To not be a non-fulfiller of resolutions.” Terry Farrell, Arts & Humanities. “To stay married. New’s Year Eve is our wedding anniversary. Love to Jan!” Howard Eaton, English & Communications. “I resolve to be out of here by age fifty-five.” Amanda Michelsen, Learning Resources. “To bring all my overdue library books back.” Richard Norman, Community Support Worker Program. “To cut it down to ten hours a day in the office.” Drew Young, Stagecraft. “I’m pretty perfect. I can’t imagine having to change anything.” Murray Leslie, Commerce & Business Administration. “I resolve to continue shaving my head to resemble male pattern baldness. I’ve been doing it a little wider every year. I’ve wanted to look older, and it’s worked out very well. It takes about an hour, and every year it takes a little longer.” And other INside Zone items... Renate rocks to Stones Switchboard Operator Renate Brown picked up two free tickets to the Rolling Stones’ December 18 concert at B.C. Place. She was one of the winners in ICL’s contest in the College cafeteria. Unfortunately, the deal didn’t include back stage passes, so Renate didn’t get Mick and Keith’s autographs like she wanted to do. Susan publishes children’s book She’s written poetry for twenty years, but English and Creative Writing Instructor Susan McCaslin took a different direction with her latest publication. It’s a children’s picture book entitled Thinking About God, and it addresses the spirituality of children and the big questions they sometimes ask. Contact Susan at local 5288 for more information. LONE Retirement? What retirement? Venerable musician Henry Waack stopped teaching Douglas College students how to tickle the ivories in 1993, but Henry’s going stronger than ever. He recently received the Tri- Cities Award of Excellence in the Arts for his outstanding contribution to the arts. Henry was musical director for The Pajama Game which ran in December at the James Cowan Theatre in Burnaby. That was his sixth musical in 1994...among the others was Sentimental Journey at Douglas College in November. A portion of that show was broadcast on the CBC on Remembrance Day. Henry may have to come out of retirement to get a rest. Eight c-notes and change Criminology Instructor Mike Mangan was November’s 60/40 draw winner, pocketing $824.20, with $549.60 going to the Douglas College Foundation. The winner of the special $1,000 voucher from P. Lawson Travel was Marie Andree Rivet from Modern Languages. More than words can say Learning Centre Assistant Carol Leyland wishes to express her sincere thanks to everyone for their kindness on the occassion of her retirement. Have a great year...see you in February! ff