\RTSSENTERTAINMENT ringe Fest Special lain W. Reeve, OP Assistant Editor ich the Pick of the Fringe this weekend for encores of this year’s most memorable productions, including Jesus Christ: The Lost irs and Legoland. Check www.vancouverfringe.com for showtimes. us Christ: The Lost Years p years of the life of Jesus between adolescence and adulthood have been used by a variety of writers over the years. Js chronological black hole in the Old Testament has been used by The DaVinci Code to insist that JC made a baby, by Dogma to tell the tale of the siblings of Christ. This manic little bit of minimalist comedy tries to fill us in on pt the big guy got up to for all those years. ‘Toronto and Calgary based Monster Theatre put together a two person show with no set, no props besides a cou- costume pieces, and a kamikaze storytelling style that reminds one of a an hour-long improv set. The role of the in character is juggled between actors Bruce Horak and Katherine Sanders, as they jump back and forth to fill in the + characters Jesus comes across on his journey. A lot of running, jumping, miming, and laughing ensues as they a Jesus as a confused young guy on a quest to figure out who his real father is. Jesus meets lepers, John the Baptist, Mary Magdalene, Sir Edmund Hilary, aliens, the three wise men (played all at re by Horak using a brilliant two headed puppet apparatus, with his own head filling in the third), and finally just ut every God ever considered real by mankind. While not terribly groundbreaking, and sticking down a well traveled road of slapstick and word play, The Lost Years vides lots of laughs, a few of which—no doubt the best ones—will leave you feeling a little guilty. oland pss that when you hear the phrases “Noam Chomsky Skytrain,” “the tallest nail must be hammered down,” and ck you with a chainsaw,” in one theatre over the course of 80 minutes you're at a Fringe festival play. Besides epito- ing Fringe with its off-the-beaten-path subject matter and delivery, Legoland is one of the great sinful delights of this ’s festival, and one of the funniest productions I’ve seen in years. 'The play takes the form of a community service presentation by 16-year old Penny Lamb. She intends to help the fience become better citizens, and ensure they do not repeat her mistakes. She is assisted in the retelling of her tragic by her doubly eccentric 13-year old brother Ezra, whose vacant stationary stare and Riff-Raffesque voice has the ience howling from his first line. We are shown how the kids were raised in a hippy commune in rural Saskatchewan until tragedy struck and they Ind themselves shipped off to boarding school. While there, Penny, whose tales of being picked on for being a femi- lesbian—tee-hee—are pure comic angst, develops a love affair with Johnny Moon of fictional boy-band 7-Up. The fst of an obsessed post-pubescent girl begins. The story is delightfully deviant. The loopy-yet-innocent kids engage in sinful capitalist indulgences like McDonalds ts, faking seizures for attention at Wal-Mart, and shotgunning beers in the American Southwest. This quest hits comic note possible. Lego/and is one of extremes: cute and deplorable, sardonic and simplistic, fast paced and fully patient, this play will get a laugh out of anyone, and dozens of laughs out of most. A must see. ety ne-man show built on storytelling, minimal props, and a little touch of music, Anxiety is Reg Rowe’s way of telling e should start getting worried about genetically modified foods. Reg makes no bones about the point of the piece. Through a variety of mimed scenes, often loosely related stories, Eric Idle-esque musical numbers, Reg tries to warn us about the impending doom we face if we continue to se ourselves excessively to genetically modified foods. Reg is a fantastic storyteller, and is a very engaging per- er. There were a few hearty chuckles along the way, and I certainly left wondering if I’d ever crack open a packet ugar Twin ever again. 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