— | FEBRUARY 16, 1983 Volleyball Crisis by Martin Hemerik Running a collegiate volley- ball team is no easy task, at least financially speaking. The Douglas College team (yes, we have a_ volleyball team) played at the Kamlopps Totem Invitational Tourn- ament February 5 and 6. Unlike our basketball team, the volleyball team had to pay for a considerable amount of the cost. Luckily, a van was provided for free, courtesy of New Westminister Budget . rent-a-car. The college managed to chip in 50 dollars for gas, but the players footed the rest of the bill. This included hotel, food and incidentals, in other words, it wasn’t a cheap week- end. : Another expense was the ridiculous sum of $175, a BCVA fee, in order to register 12 players, two coaches and a manager, all in order to play in , just two tournaments. Of the $175, the players had to pay $120 or ten dollars each. Tough times have hit the students as well as the rest of the cops and it just isn’t fair. T: increased by a stupendous 100 per cent since last vear! Ken Benoit, the Athletic Director of Royal Roads Military Academy, coach of the volleyball team and the convenor for Totem Volleyball has sent a letter to Ron Greene, President of the British Columbia Volleyball Association in Victoria, e registration cost has _ indicating that the fees are too high. ‘ We can only hope that the price will be cut, or it could mean the end of volleyball for Douglas College and the Totem Conference. Lacrosse by Martin Hemerik Outside the gym on the second floor are registration forms for women’s lacrosse. Lacrosse is a fast paced game that doesn’t require any extra- ordinary amount of skill. The only age limit requires that you be 16 years of age or older. It also provides an ex- cellent opportunity for post secondary scholarships. The forms must be returned by March 1 to B.C. Womens Field Lacrosse Association #204; 5852 Patterson Avenue, Burnaby B.C. V5H 2M8. There will be a clinic in March with league play extending from April through July. For further information call Dav Evans at 438-2665. Bee HERPES BY MAIL!? The gifts that will last forever. [YES, THIS IS FOR REAL!] Give someone the gift that will ‘‘last forever’’[and keeps on giving]. The best of 1983 humor comes in a plain brown wrapper complete with instructions and ID card. Perfect for presents or paper weights. \ This T-Shirt will let people know what you don’t have and what you don’t want. Tastefully discrete ‘I don’t have herpes’ high quality cotton-polyester T-Shirts will ‘‘last forever’’. State size and color preference. meomenresss) ( OTHER SPORTS YG pace | A comedy for the incurably romantic. DUDLEY ELIZABETH MOORE =McGOVERN _ LOVESICKK DUDLEY MOORE « ELIZABETH McGOVERN in “LOVESICK JOHN HUSTON and ALEC GUINNESS Music by PHILIPPE SARDE Director of Photography GERRY FISHER gsc Produced by CHARLES OKUN + Written and Directed by MARSHALL BRICKMAN Opens THIS FRIDAY ALADD COMPANY RELEASE —L WRU BROS, ‘A WARNE R COMMUNICATIONS COMPANY OY) Tree nas ray AN Agha Feb. 18th at a theatre near you. Check your local listings for details. PARTY*DISCO*PUB BUTTONS Say it is black and white. HAVE -— HERPES 5 don’t have berpes Prices mclude postage, sales tax and handling. R&R Enterprises 207-720 6th. St. New Westminster,B.C. Del. T-shirts » $9.95 ea. ____“Idh” Buttons » $1.95 ea. “Love Bug’s»$5.95ea,__- Total V3L 3C5