THE OTHER PRESS The Other Press Published since 1976 Room 1020 — 700 Royal Avenue, New Westminster, BC V3L 5B2 Telephone: 604.525.3542 Fax: 604.525.3505 Managing Editor Colin “Sudserson” Miley othereditor @ yahoo.ca News Editor Nicole “Squeeky Clean” Burton opnewseditor @ gmail.com Opinions Editor Brandon “Mr Bubble” Ferguson opinionsubmit @ hotmail.com “Arts & Entertainment Editor lain “Soapy” Reeve aeditor @ gmail.com Features Editor Kevin “Cleanerson” Welsh opfeatures @ gmail.com Sports Editor Brian “Dove Model” McLennon mclennonb @ douglas.bc.ca Proofreader Millie “Shampoo Is Betta” Strom Graphics “Bath Bomb” Biattmann boomboomdarkroom @ yahoo.ca Layout “Hemp Oil” Hargreaves saraharmerstolemystereo @ yahoo.com Photography Jen “Punch you in the throat in the bath” Aird Webi/I.T. Ed “Primp and preen Western Stranger” Keech other_press @shaw.ca Distribution Manager Derek “dropped my towel” Ungless Office Manager J.J. “Sauna King” McCullough wart_mamu @ yahoo.com Accountant Alyona “Noxema Girl” Luganskaya tradexlic @ hotmail.com Columnists Brandon “Eyebrow Plucka” Ferguson Kerry “Steamy Mirror” Evans, JJ “Nivea McCullough, lain “Wax your mustache” Reeve Illustrator J.J. “Eyebrow plucka” McCullough wart_mamu @yahoo.com External Relations Kerry “Bathrobe” Evans kerryevans @ shaw.ca Contributors Kevin Lalonde, lain Reeve, Chris Sleightholme, Steph Smith, Vince Yim, R. Buckminster Fuller The Other Press is Douglas College's autonomous student newspaper. The Other Press is run by a collective and is published weekly during the fall and winter semesters, and monthly (as a magazine) dur- ing the summer. We receive our funding from a student levy collected every semester at registration, and from local and national advertising revenue. The Other Press is a member of the Canadian University Press (CUP), a cooperative of stu- dent newspapers from across Canada. We adhere to CUP’s Statement of Common Principles and Code of Ethics—except when it suits us not to. The Other Press reserves the right to choose what to publish, and will not publish material that is racist, sexist, or homophobic. Submissions may be edited for clarity and brevity if necessary. All images are copyright to their respective owners. January 19, 2006 WRITE FOR THE OTHER PRESS, WHERE CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO TYPOLINESS! SUBMISSION THE OP MUSIC CHARTS - Otherwise known as... What we listened to during the creation of this issue: GUIDELINES Okkervil River—Don’t Fall in Love with Everyone You See Spirit Of The West—Tripping Up The Stairs Silver Jews—Tanglewood Numbers The weekly deadline for submissions is The Decemberists—Picaresque Wednesday for publication the following eee Wednesday. Letters to the Editor, vacant sec- tions, and “time-sensitive” articles (weekend news, sports, and cultural reviews) will be accepted until Saturday noon and can be sub- mitted to the editor at: othereditor@yahoo.ca All other submissions should be forward- ed to the appropriate section editor. Please include your name, phone number/email address, and word count, and submit via email as an MS Word.doc attachment to the attention of the appropriate editor. The Other Press is run by a collective, which means all decisions are reached via a democratic voting process. Membership in the voting collective is open to any person who has contributed to at least two of three consecutive issues. Those interested in join- ing the Other Press collective should contact the editor at othereditor@yahoo.ca News opnewseditor @ gmail.com Opinions opinionsubmit@ hotmail.com A&E aeditor @ gmail.com Happy McMittens Day. Features opfeatures @gmail.com Sports mclennonb @douglas.bc.ca