Amanda Aikman, Managing Editor So, things were looking pretty bleak. Since the bulk of my finances were tied up in “food,” “shelter,” and other such extravagances, I was forced at the last minute to back out of my Bumbershoot plans. I know, I know, my life is a series of cruel and unjust punishments, but before you get too worked up on my behalf, let me assure you that this particular black cloud turned out to contain a rather lovely silver lining. You see, the primary reason I was so eagerly anticipating Bumbershoot this year was because I had discovered that Crooked Fingers would be per- forming. Who’s Crooked Fingers, you ask? Well, they are a super fabulous band headed up by former Archers of Loaf lead singer, Eric Bachmann. They sing real pretty songs about all my favourite subjects: drinking, crying, loving, hating, drinking, and yes, drinking. Anyway, long story short, as | was moping about my neighbourhood one afternoon in late August, cursing the evil people at Visa for getting me into my current financial pickle, I was struck dumb by a sign from God. Oh sure, it may have looked like a poster at the Broadway Skytrain station advertising the fact that Crooked Fingers were coming to Vancouver, but I’m pretty sure that God put it there. The best part? It was not only a Crooked Fingers show; it was a “solo” performance by Mr. Crooked Fingers himself, Eric Bachmann. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways. When Sept 10 finally rolled around, I made my way in the pouring rain to Vancouver's tiny Media Club. Fearing that everyone else was as excited about the evening’s festivities as I was, I made sure to arrive ridiculously early to obtain a choice stage-viewing seat. Turns out Crooked Fingers may not be quite as hot with the kids today as I had initially assumed. The joint remained pretty vacant as openers, Sparrow, flapped their musical wings for the ¥ appreciative, albeit sparse, crowd of onlookers. By the time Eric Bachmann, the lanky elder statesmen of indie rock, ambled onto the small stage, the club had filled up nicely, and there was one patron in particular who tried his best to compensate for any inadequacies in crowd size. This guy, who I had luckily managed to stand right next to, was a full-fledged member of that fraternity of obnoxious, super fans that can make for an extremely challenging concert-going experience. He yelled, he danced, he whooped, he hollered, he sang along loudly to every song (even the new ones he obviously didn’t know the words to), he incessantly bel- lowed out requests, and continuously offered puzzling shouts of encouragement like “tonight’s your night!” and “yes, indeed!” as Bachmann played. At one point, after Bachmann made several attempts to explain to the annoying young man that he could not play “Broken Man” because he didn’t have the guitar he needed, he finally relented and gave the irritating fellow the keys to his van, saying that if the guy went out to the van and retrieved his guitar, he would play the song for him. A risky proposal it seemed (had Bachmann given me the keys, his van and guitar would be going for big bucks on eBay by now), but the guy actually returned. Go figure. And as annoying as he was, I have to admit I’m grateful to that dweeb, because “Broken Man” is a really beautiful song, and it was a treat to hear it live again. f, from the upcoming Crooked Fingers album, which he claims is scheduled for release in Feb 2005, and he was even kinder to grace us with a number of fan favourites like “New Drink for the Old Drunk,” and “Bad Man Coming.” Admittedly, the novelty of seeing Bachmann solo began to pale in comparison to the spectacle of Bachmann with a full band, but there were certainly moments of beauty that stood out during his performance. 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