THE MAD HATTER‘ A Douglas College Newsletter published weekly during the spring and fall semesters, bi-monthly in the summer semester by pr Douglas College Technical and Vocational Institute P.O. Box 2503, New Westminster, B.C. Editor: Melanie Falcon Telephone: 588-4411, Local 283 Notice Board To: All Instructors From: Sylvia Bell, Circulation Librarian ig Reserve Lists The library must receive reserve lists no later than December 10th to guarantee that material will be processed by the commencement of classes. If this deadline is not met, please allow at least 3 weeks for the process- ing of material. Reserve forms are available at all Campus Libraries. TO ALL FACULTY AND STAFF A reminder - if you require any printing for the beginning of classes in January, now is the time to send it to printing. January 14 will be too late. LIBRARY HOLIDAY HOURS Dec. 22: Open until 12:00 noon only Dec. 25: Closed for Christmas Day Dec. 26: Closed for Boxing Day Dec. 277 28, 29; Closed. Please contact Campus Librarians for special arrangements if you need Library access. Jan. 1: Closed New Year's Day Jan. 2 - 12: Open regular inter-session j hours 9:00-5:00, closed Sat. Jan. 15: Resume regualr in-session Library hours. TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS : by Dee Ann Christoferson S Twas the night before xmas, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. When down through the chimney, all covered with soot, Came the "Spirit of Fire", an ugly galoot. His eyes glowed like embers; his features were stern, As he looked all around for something to burn. What he saw made him grumble, his anger grew higher, For there wasn't a thing that would start a a good fire. No doors had been blocked by the big Xmas tree, It stood in the corner leaving passageways free. The lights that glowed brightly for Betty and Tim Had been hung with precaution so none touched a limb. All wiring was new, not a break could be seen, And wet sand at its base kept the tree nice and green. The tree had been trimmed by a mother insistant That the ornaments used must be fire eo And mother had known the things to avoid, Like cotton and paper and plain celluloid. Rock wool, metal icicles, trinkets of glass, Gave life to the tree; it really had class. And would you believe it, right next to the tree, Was a suitable box for containing debris, A place to throw wrappings of paper and string From all of the gifts that Santa might bring. The ugly galoot was so sad he could bust, As he climbed up the chimney in utter disgust, For the folks in this home had paid close attention To all of the rules of good FIRE PREVENTION. ot pt FOR SALE 30" White Admiral Stove, 2 Years Old, Excellent Condition. $150.00 Call Ann Kitching, 525-9211, local 37 '°e 561-8091