humour // no. 22

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Richard Dick
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I'M NOT POLITICALLY POLARIZED... YOU'RE POLITICALLY POLARIZED!

These days all you hear is the media babbling on about . They are the masses with
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their . Instead of approaching issues like a good would, they are
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people into to thinking that knows best when really knows best. They
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are turning the frogs ! Looking at the other side really reminds me of a cult. Their practices of
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; ,and resemble the actions of many of the cults
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that are in practice today. Honestly, if just didn’t participate in politics, politics would be
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successful in achieving . And on to centrists. Everyone obviously hates centrists as
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they are really just in disguise. The ignorance of these really
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make me feel like we are living ina world! Wake up !
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SHE'S NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS

The other are nothing like me. They wear ;
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; while I wear striped long-sleeve shirts underneath band
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shirts like The Ramones to showcase my individuality and originality. My music doesn’t consist
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of genres like -Pop. Instead, I only listen to meaningful genres like -Indie
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and -Screamo. I romanticize suicide because I am as mentally mature asa
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year old. I cried about the death of because his lyrics, ;
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really spoke to my soul. I was born in the wrong generation and should have been born in
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instead as I hate current pop musicians like . These girly new songs don’t have
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that feel to them that a girl like me can really appreciate because of the level of
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understanding I possess. Sometimes I feel like I am a reincarnation of because their music
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feels like it came straight out of my own
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