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Leo and Satan: Su Ba Trip
finally realized that beer bongs aren’t
Capricorn good hangover cures. Also, you learned [=] 4:

(12/22-1/19)

Despite what the Mayan-predicted
doomsday that was supposed to hit last
month, a new year has arrived. I’m just
glad that there was no major destruction,
save for that huge boulder dropped in
Times Square. I had absolutely nothing to
do with that.

Aquarius

(1/20-2/18)

You'll begin to notice something is
different about your family members.
They seem less talkative and have been
acting really artificial lately. Wait a
minute... they’ve all been replaced by
mannequins! I guess they shouldn’t have
gone to those Boxing Day sales.

Pisces

(2/19-3/20)

You're a lone warrior. Yes, it isn’t easy
going day by day slicing the heads off
of innocent villagers, but it’s better than
going outside. Besides, you can’t kill
people in real life. Believe me, there’s a
lesson to learn from doing that.

Aries

(3/21-4/19)

YOU LOVE CHEESE YOU LOVE
CHEESE YOU LOVE CHEESE YOU
LOVE CHEESE YOU LOVE CHEESE.
Also, you'll find that the creative process
can be a real bitch sometimes.

Taurus

(4/20-5/20)

You've noticed that you don’t seem to
be aging like everyone else. Maybe you
should try to be the next Dick Clark or
Edward Cullen—because being stuck as
a teenager for an eternity is a gift.

Gemini

(5/21-6/21)

There have been a lot of changes in your
life over the past year. For example, you

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what it means for someone to be a true
friend, but only after they final gave in
and drove you home.

Cancer

(6/22-7/22)

Ihave some upsetting news: you've been
hallucinating this newspaper the entire
time. You've actually been reading a
cereal box instead.

Leo

(7/23-8/22)

You're in one of those rare moods
where you seem to be able to listen to
everybody’s problems today. However,
nobody really has anything to complain
about.

Virgo

(8/23-9/22)

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try,
again. This motto will prove useful in
your quest to learn how to fly.

Libra

(9/23-10/22)

You've built up quite a character for this
semester. It must’ ve come from shoveling
your elderly neighbour’s driveway for
all of winter break. It’s too bad that your
character isn’t good at school work.

Scorpio

(10/23-11/21)

Now would be a good time to set new
personal goals. For example, you can try
to build the seven wonders of the world
out of toothpaste.

Sagittarius

(11/22-12/21)

Start your day unusually today. Try to
put your shoes on before your pants. I’m
sure that‘ll be a fun challenge.

With files from Livia Turnbull

 

 

By Joel McCarthy, Graphics Manager

Before YouTube was overrun by cat videos, it was a platform for comedy. So
let’s remember the classics.

http:/ / www.youtube.com/watch?v=puy52LVqG7c

I don’t know whether to find the video cute or terrifying, but once you get
past the cheesy voices, this series will have you falling in love. The web series
is about the adventures of a young orphan named Leo and his charming
(although sometimes terrifying) best friend, Satan. As of now there are six

episodes so if you’re looking for a way to kill just over half an hour, look no
further.

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