Matthew Little came home with him. The neigh- left, discussing the man’s mental state among themselves. The next day, the emperor came through, gathering up young men to be in his army. They bypassed the farmer’s son, since he had a broken leg. Carrying the Woman Two monks were travelling. They came to a ford of a stream that was running high, and the current was strong and frightening looking. An attractive young lady was standing at the ford, looking nervous. She clearly was afraid to cross, but had an important reason to go. Without a word, the older of the two monks lifted her in his arms and waded across the stream, and placed her safely on the far bank. The younger monk looked shocked at this action, but kept his silence for quite some number of miles as they continued their jour- ney. Finally, he blurted out “You know that it is against the rules of our order to have any contact with Kali Thurber Opinions Editor wT dow enced. sal Vancouv er, snap- meandered around ping pictures of public art that I appreciate, | encoun- Pelteras who tered an man seemed always to be present Plame ce ame (ierer eC mero mm Y route. He watched intently i s as I crouched and stretched OP Contributor bours returned to congratulate the women. How could you do that? pales iigr a ale peta - Brey farmer on his good fortune. “I’m The older monk replied “I put | [iRRgRoos//iha/in abeoarien Misfortune not certain that it is good fortune,” her down when I reached the other | Eventually he approached A Chinese farmer's neighbours came over to offer him their sym- pathy after his horse ran away. “I’m not so sure it’s a misfortune,” said the farmer. The neighbours left, shaking their heads. The next day, the farmer’s horse returned, and three wild horses replied the farmer. The neighbours left, more bemused than before. Later that week, the farmer's son broke his leg trying to train one of the new horses, and the neighbours came by to offer condolences. “I’m not sure this is a misfortune,” said the farmer again. The neighbours side of the river. You, on the other hand, have been carrying her this whole way.” me with a crooked smile and asked timidly, “Don't you like you're stealing the allure from it?” Ashamed of his impression, I had no words for him. hird egree Angela Blattmann OP Photographer Name: Su Yeon Answer: I'd want to be accept- ed to the school that ’'m applying to in Ontario! Paparazzi Angela Blattmann OP Photographer Name: Nadia Age: 16. No, 23. No, 24. Program at Douglas College: Corrections Last CD in your stereo? Cat Power, Moon Picks If you could suddenly play one instrument, which would it be? Oh it would be saxophone for sure. If you owned your own Drive-In movie theatre, what would you play as a triple feature? Well I have the perfect double fea- ture: Heathers and Pump up the Volume. Honestly no movie could ever top Pump up the Volume. If Stan Lee wanted to make a comic about you, what would your superpower be? I would breathe underwater, because nobody’s down there! Actually Aquaman is. Oh damn. Okay I'll change my Name: Colin Age: 21 Program at Douglas College: I'm going into the- atre. Last CD in your stereo? Tupac, Resurrection Say you’re about to jump off a building. What’s the last thing that you yell? Oh Shit! If you could play any char- acter in any play or movie, who would you do? Maximus in Gladiator What would you use to chop Name: Josh Answer: A good job, so that I don’t have to go to school. And tons of cash. off someone’s head if you Brn were playing that role? No! If you were very ill and had to The biggest sword I could accept an organ transplant from find. Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, or Jacques Cousteau (who can also breathe underwater), which would it be? Considering that they’re all men, I | think it depends on the organ...plus | Jacques is dead. For sure not Chevy | Chase. Okay, I'll say Bill Murray. If you could be any wrestling character, who would you be? The Rock, I’m all over those facial expressions of his. Name: H Answer: To reduce interna- tional tuition fees. http://www.otherpress.ca ¢ Page 7