Dr. Steven Sex: Well, LTEC, I
think you may have sent your
letter to the wrong address.
Betty COCKer may offer better
advice in this area!

Dr. Marilyn Fairchild: LTEC,
you have a very broad question.
Where loyalty ends and cheating
begins is always a wary line.

Dr. Sex: It sounds like this
fruitcake is out looking for a
pound...cake.

Dr. Fairchild: Well, I wouldn’t
be so hasty to assume that, Dr.

 

  

aturing

Dr. Stephen Sex

 
 

Dear Dr. Sex: No doubt you have heard of foot fetishes; I’m sure you have gotten
lots of questions about them before. But I think my fetish goes beyond the ‘norm’
of foot play. I’m male, in my late-20’s—and I love messy, messy feet: the messier
the better. I think my new wife has an inkling of my severe fetish, but I am sure she
does not realize its full extent because I think she would be disgusted. You see, I get
her to bake a cake every week, and then I take it out with me on Friday nights. I tell
my wife that I am going to my mother’s house, which is the first lie: My mother has
been dead for 5 years. Anyways, I drive into Vancouver and pick up a hooker, and I
immediately get the whore to remove her boots. I then get her to mash her feet into
the cake and lick her own toes clean. But I NEVER touch the hooker. So, Dr. Sex,
could this be considered cheating?

Let Them Eat Cake
& Dt. Marilyn Fairchild
Sex, as he may only be only LTEC. Lying to her now may
looking to observe the hookers _—_just lead to further problems in
licking the crumbs off of their the future.

toes, without touching them.
But the fact that he is buying
prostitutes and looking to them
to satisfy his fetish needs could
be considered unfaithful.

Dr. Sex: I would say that unless
he is sticking his candle in the
hooker’s pie, then there isn’t a
problem.

Dr. Fairchild: It seems that you
are really avoiding showing this
side of yourself to your wife,

Dr. Sex: You forget to mention
that marriage is like a cake: Your
wife is the dough holding you
two together, and the hookers
are the icing. Let him have his
cake and eat it, too!

Dr. Fairchild: Your wife pledged
to stay with you through
sickness and in health, and

I’m sure that includes dessert.
Having an open marriage

with frequent communication

is the key to a good healthy
relationship, and prevents
further disloyalty. When
someone loves another, she is
surprisingly receptive and open
to new ideas. She may love your
fetish confessions, and she may
surprise you with some kinky
ones, herself.

Dr. Sex: Good luck, LTEC; toe
jam and pastries always go great
together! For the rest of you,
send in a letter so we may cram
more sexpert advice down your
cakehole!

 

 

    

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