J e||- () the silent killer

or centuries man has been at war. People have made weapons

of mass destruction, weapons to maim one another, weapons

so creative that it makes one wonder what, with this amount
of ingenuity, could have been made to better the world. And yet,
with all the state-of-the-art weapons now available, truly the
most diabolical, the most hush-hushed by the government, is so
small and insignificant, you WOULd not even notice it if it were not on the
grocers’ shelf. A weapon of mass destruction that will eventually

   

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kill us all, even those that
survive any nuclear blasts.

The most boggling of all its

evil features is that it is
over 100 years old, and has
infected more than
413,997,403 million people
since its inception, and
infects more than
1,134,239 new people
every day. It is Jell-O, and
O, and began testing in
small dosages to see the
effects on a large popula-
tion by using it to buff

linoleum floors. The

Canadians passed out free

Jell-O in a little place
called Saskatchewan. The
results were devastating,
the worst of which can
still be seen today in the
offspring of those who

you had better be
prepared. The story you are
about to read will scare the

hell out of you.

One hundred years ago, the FDA
signed the patent for a gelatinous
dessert, and Jell-O was allowed to
enter the mainstream population.
As with all foodstuffs, there had to
be rigorous government testing,
but it was not for its fresh taste or
its ease of use. The American govern-
ment saw the weapon potential of Jell-
were in the test group.
These people wander
about and stammer, while
making no attempt what-
soever to leave a place
where watching wheat ,