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Due to the recent criticism that Douglas College's Commmity Programs
t meeting the expressed needs of the community,
re submitted as a possible outline of upcoming programmi

  

 

 

o ss, = Creative Tooth Decay
- Overcoming Peace of Mind Beer ty eee ;

Birthma - - the Joys of E Hypochondria
- Guilt Without Sex - High Fiber Sex

- The Primal Shrug - Suicide and Your Health

= Ego Gratification Through Violence - Biofeedback and How to Stop rt
- Molding Your Child's Behaviour - Skate Yourself to ‘Regularity

- You and Your Birthmark

   

- Smiling Through Guilt and Fear : ing Nudity
- Dealing With Post-Realization ~ Tap “Dance . Your Way oe Socia cial Ridicule
- Creative Depression _ - Optical Body Functio

 

- Wine Your Way to Alienation
- How to Overcome Self-Doubt
Through Pretense & Ostentation

 

 

 

  

 

 

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Se . = Self Actualization Through Macrame |
| - Money Can Make You Rich - Needlecraft for Junkies |
| "I Made $100 in Real Estate" - Cutlicle Crafts |
| - Career 0 Opportunities in El Salvador - - Gifts for the Senile \
| = How to Profit From Your Own Body - How to Draw Genitalia |
i - The Underachiever's Guide to Very - Bonsai Your Pet
+) Small Businesss Opportunities
A, - ~ Tax Shelters for the Indigent 5 at
| poter's Guide to America's Cities | |
| — How You Can Convert Your Family Room Into a Carsce 5
| - - Burglarproof Your Home with Concrete QO
| - Sinus Drainage at Home o
- Basic Kitchen Taxidermy pe
- 1001 Other Uses for Your Vacuum Cleaner oO
- How to Convert a Wheelchair Into a Dune Buggy a
- What to Do With Your Conversation Pit Qa
- Christianity and the Art of RV Maintenance
\ Any other proposals? Please forward your suggestions to the Mad Hatter.