THE MAD HATTER
A Douglas College Newsletter
published weekly during the spring
and fall semesters, bi-monthly in
the summer semester
by
Douglas College Technical
. ‘and Vocational Institute
P.O. Box 2503, New Westminster,B.C.
Lditor: Judie Steeves, Surrey campus
Telephone: 588-4411, loc. 283

 

 

 

MS. ED'S NOTES:

First, a few reminders:

The Mad Hatter does’ now accept
classified ads except for real estate.
If you would like Hatter submis-

sion forms call me at 2835S.
Riddle for today:'"Why is a
raven like a writing-desk?" (answer

next week).
----judie steeves

jaybee's news..

What's in a name

On

Moon Mullins

Moon ilullins wes described on
his semi-annual evaluations as/“Loyal
but not too bright’ Only a few of us
knew how he got his nickname.

We were playing silly games
plowing around the Facific Ocean
at night off the coast of Hawaii.
Mullins, was standing lookout in the
after conning position in his usual

somnambulent state when, as some ties ¢

happens in tropical waters a huge
bright object arose majestically
from the derths, Mullins - alert at
last, announced in an excited voice,
"bright light - dead astern". After
a pregnant pause the tired voice of
the officer-of-the-watch replied,
"that's the moon you sausage ! "
Mioon Mullins! when your very tired
the stupidest things make you howl
with laughter.... Moon Mullins
hoo-haw...

 

Meanwhile back at the IRC ...

Audio-Visual
Technical Assistant

Bruce Clarke

Bruce was a A/V Technical Helper

just a short time ago and now is

the successful applicant in the pos-
ition.of A/V Technical Assistant.
Bruce has had a long association with
Douglas College first as a Student
Assistant at the magnificent sum of
$1.50 an hour, in 1973 Bruce finally
made it as a Material Library Clerk
A/V and from there to A/V Helper in
October 1974. Bruce is now a part of
the ,-roduction team in the IRC working
with Nicolas Lewis and Andrew MacAdam.
Bruce still has some pretty good con-
nections in the Library too.

Paul Rowand Audio-Visual
Technical Helper

Of course when you promote one person
(Bruce Clarke) then you have to fill
that empty position and so it goes

Paul Rowand replaces Bruce Clarke as
the Technical Helper. Paul has work-
ed as a volunteer (does that mean
without pay Paul?) for Western

Cable Ten in Television Broadcasting.
He is presently enrolled at a rival
institution taking Television Operation]
for commercial broadcasting. Paul has
worked for Douglas as a Student Ass-
istant, Auxiliary anc at one point
did so much contract work for the IRC
it was decided it would easier on

the budget if we took him off the
open merket so we did.

"Hey Charlie what's a Suri-in?"
"I think it's an Oasis"
"Ya meana water hole?"
"Yeah you can pick

up dates too."

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